^^^I hear you on that one.


I never mooned anyone.

nope never have

I never flashed anyone my boobies.

I did ... but nobody looked. :(





:D :D



I never built a deck.

I've built two...neither at my own damn house! :mad:


I've never successfully cooked crab legs.

I never even tried.


I've never gone fishing.

:eek: Really?

I have.

I've never eaten the worm at the bottom of a bottle of Tequila.

I have. Well, I think it was a worm. I was pretty tipsy at the time. For all I know...it could've been the bottlecap. lmao


I've never done a body shot.

Neither have I. It doesn't much appeal to me, so I probably never will.


I've never watched porn.

False


I have never made my own porn video.

I have too!

I never went to a professional baseball game.

yes, in boston

I have never surfed anything larger than 10 feet high

No I haven't either.........

I have never stayed in Hawaii

Does four hours in the airport while the plane refuels count?

I've never been to Alaska.

yes, the big island


I have never injected tritiated amino acids in the spinal column of mice.

oh yeah I have too! I do it all the time You silly man :spin:

I have never had cyber sex

what is cyber sex.


I have never enjoyed beautiful curves of a woman.

not that I remember........

I have never had professional pics taken.

guilty


I have never taken a bath with my S/O.

Hee hee ... I was going to say, sex with a mouse. :rolleyes: while everyone groans.

;)

Oh yeah ... my wife and I have taken many baths together. Love it. It's also fun to lounge around in a jacuzzi.

I've never been arrested.

No I haven't either.

I have never made love in an elevator

I have!

I've never spent more than one night with my husband...as husband and wife. :p

I have!

I have never had lustful thoughts

never never ever!!!!!!!!! :p
I don't tell white lies........

Nope, I can't...it shows all over my face.....and i want to vomit! (eww that was gross)

I never have had sex with a man in uniform (damnit)

NEVER !!!!!

I have never thought about other people on pixies in a sexual manner!

hell yeah i have..........male, female........yep!

I never had sex in an elevator (and boy do i wanna)

I never

I never had sex on a beach

I have years ago

I never had oral sex on the beach

I never

I have been screwed in a elevator

no

I never had sex in a bar

NO, but would like to try

I never met my SO/hubby/lover in a hotel lobby and acted like I didnt know them

no, he'd die of embarrassment

I never bought a friend a sex toy

never

i never used a friends sex toy

never....

I never had phone sex

just with Stud


I have never belly danced.

hmmmmm... a couple times

I never enjoyed phone sex

Yep, had it and enjoyed it!

I never gave a blowjob at the movies (drive-ins don't count)

No I haven't.... :(

I never had sex at a stadium

Nor me but I just saw a video of a young couple doing it and it was the sexiest thing I've seen on the 'net for a long time.

I've never spent more than 2 minutes naked in public at any one time

I have...


I have never had sex in the UK.