naw, i suck at stuff like that.

wye write an erotic story for a specific someone

yeah I have........

WYE bungee jump?

(((((Coaster)))))

Bungee jump? Not a chance!


WYE ride in a sidecar?

No, it's hard to attach to my surfboard. :rofl:

Would you ever enter a pie eating contest?

No, I'm a slow eater.


WYE lick someone's boots?

Yes I would, if those boots were tattooed on Denny's cock.

WYE sneak a peek at your daughter's diary?

No daughter, so, no.


WYE try to seduce your SO's best friend?

Nope

WYE walk barefoot in the mud

Nope...but I might take matters into my own hands. ;)


WYE steal someone else's underwear as a momento?

Steal - no.


Borrow? Absolutely!




WYE put a containter of something back with only a little bit left?

Mr Osuche does it all the time. I won't with milk, but I do wiht salad dressings and ice cream...can't eat too much of the rich stuff.


WYE take off work early to get laid? ;)

Yep and I don't have to leave work!!! ;)

WYE seduce someone in your office?

I seduced Mrs. WI while I was in my office but I've never seduced someone from my office. ha ha


Would you ever watch your s/o pee?

Not really my thing...but I have walked in accidentally before


WYE go skinnydipping in a city fountain?

Oh I've seen her on the throne but that or being peed on never did anything for me

WYE tie your s/o to the bed and tease them to the brink only to withdraw for a bit and start all over again?

I wouldn't get naked in the fountain, and I'm definately going to tie Mrs. WI up again sometime. Don't know when, cus it's not something she's totally comfortable with, but I'm sure we'll do it again.

WYE masturbate at your desk at work?

I don't work but I do have a desk....so....;)



WYE wake your S/O up in the middle of the night playing with their intimate bits?

Not after what happened last time. Though the last time I told her "I woke up in the middle of the night and your ass looked so damn good in the moonlight...I wanted to rub ky all over my cock and slip it into your pussy while you slept."......she said "you should've". :yikes:



Would you ever wake your s/o up because you couldn't sleep?

Yes I often do that.

WYE slip out of bed to take care of yourself :brows:

I have done so...but I often just do it *before* he comes to bed


WYE masturbate while your SO is sleeping next to you?

I have done it when she sleeps, I also have done it while she was awake.

WYE masturbate next to your sleeping partner and orgasm on her?

I suppose I might although I don't recall that I ever have. Have to think on that a bit.

WYE spend an afternoon on a hammock?

No. thank you.


WYE like to hang from a noose?

Yes.


WYE be on Fear Factor?

Uhhhh... NO!


WYE appear on Jeopardy?

Nope

You?

I don't think so.

Would you ever dress up as a clown?

*L* i don't need to

Would you?

I'm already in my fuzzy PJs...which is a start


WYE tell your so you need space and disappear for a day?

just a day :( well yes, lol

wye go on holiday without your s/o?

Yes, I have and would. SOmetimes it's fun to have a change of pace


WYE eat a snack right before dinner?

Yep...did so tonight (popcorn and a beer)

WYE have oral sex in a movie theatre?

Have done


Would you ever have oral sex with a stranger in a movie theater?

No, not if I haven't met them before the movie began.

WYE have sex in a grocery store parking lot?

Not likely...I'd wait til I got home


WYE have sex on a balcony in a public place?

Have done, but it was at 3am in the morning.


WYE try double penetration?