And I'll show you a thousand kids under them.

Show me a woman having an orgasm while watching baseball and I'll show you......

...a woman, laying on the couch, being pleasured.

Show me a man with an incredulous look on his face...

And I'll show you someone pleasuring someone special.

Show me someone who knows wrestling is fake and I'll show you....

a smart cookie

show me someone who love archery

And I'll show you ROBIN HOOD (the DISNEY version of course ;) yay)

Show me an igloo.

... and I'll show you a Polar Bear's idea of a snow cone.

Show me a flat tire ...

...and I'll show you three girls, giggling over the cute tow truck driver.

Show me someone with cold hands...

And I'll show you a smoker forced outside in the winter.

Show me a tomboy.

And I'll show you someone who will turn you anyways but loose.

Show me a woman with love on her mind and I'll show you.....

a guy who'll get lucky when he gets home

show me an empty plate

And I'll show you a full man.

Show me a woman with an open mind and even wider legs and I'll show you....

...a woman willing to be dangerous for her man.

Show me someone who has given away his or her heart...

and I'll show you someone who could be heartbroken

show me a monster orgasm

And I'll show you someone who enjoys getting them very much.

Show me a woman receiving a monster orgasm and I'll show you....

...a man with a huge smile on his face.

Show me a man willing to be kidnapped...