What's your favorite way to have her?

Manny, Moe and Jack.

Who were the Three Stooges before Larry and Curly were hired?




Green Eggs and Ham

What are the first clues breakfast won't be what you thought.

A chicken in every pot.

What's the preferred alternative to "Pot in every Chicken"?


Cumming avatars

What's one way to reach a visual completion.

Jumping beans

What is the new idenity that the Mexican Jumping Beans assumed after making it across the border in order to alude the INS?

Cheba!

What is the beginning of the word for the wookie in Star Wars...

You know Chebaca.


sugar and strawberrys

What are good toppings for waffles and oral sex?

peanut butter and jelly

What makes a woman who can't cook irresitable?

digital age

What is moving from vhs porn to DVD porn.

Lilith

What is every man at Pixie's fantasy?


Happy, happy, Joy, joy!!

What does a stuttering guy say to his wife, Joy, when she asks if he's happy or sad?

Fore!

What's the best kind of play?


American Idol

What does a guy hope his wife/so calls him when she talks to her friends?

Rescue Ranger

What is my night in shining (star) armor?

handyman

what should every woman have?


chocolate drops

What is the opposite of a Vanilla Float?

Taco Kisses

What is Hersey's planning for it's Mexican market?

pearl necklace

What looks really sexy on a girls neck when she is laying down during sex...?

fish net stockings

What's the latest fashion fad for flounder?

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

What is something you can swear to?
(couldn't think of any thing clever)

"I swear, I swear I did not do it!!!!"

What did I say to my wife when she saw me drooling over Pixie pics?

Here he comes, to save the day!

Who is Mighty Mouse?

the excuse I gave for standing him up

What does the "E" on the gas gauge stand for?

Fourscore and seven ...

What is "how long has it been since I met a gentleman in person"?


A,B,C, and D

What are the choices I make for hitting on the men in the pictures threads?

Voulez-vouz couchez avec moi?

What is a question beginning with the letter "V"?

Happy Days are Here Again

What is the Opie Cunningham story titled?

cock-lock

What would you call a "male chastity belt?"

Right of passage

What is one of the rights associated with an open marriage?

No Trespassing

What is the sign used to say, "No Threesomes Beyond This Point?"

Pony Ride

What does mistress call it when she wants to play Lady Godiva?

“Mane”-man

What's another way to say, "Hairy Dude?"

The Big Easy

what do you call a BBW Nymphomaniac?

skinny minnie

What was Mickey's girlfiend called after a week with Richard Simmons?

"His Master's voice"

What is all it takes to turn a gay submissive on?


"One for All and All for One!"

What was the orgy's motto?

Better late than never

What is better that not at all?


light buttons and a buzz

To what did the co-ed attribute flaunting her breasts at Mardi Gras?

Disc Space

What did the flying saucer call it's turf

Giant economy size