And I'll show you a very willing captive.

Show me a man willing to be tied up and I'll show you....

...a woman who needs to buy bigger handcuffs.

Show me a woman who wants to change the bed in her bedroom...

and I'll show you some well used sheets. :D :D

Show me pickles and ice cream ...

and I'll show you a cliche

show me fresh maple syrup

......and I'll show you a stack.

Show me a pixie lady and.........

....and I'll show you someone who appreciates a Pixie man.

Show me an empty cornfield...

... and I'll show the wonder of another season.

Show me a child running through the leaves ...

...and I'll show you a parent, inwardly screaming over the hours it took to initially rake them up. :)

Show me a person with many friends...

and I'll show you someone who's good to them

show me a kick ass party

...and I'll show you a bunch of people doing karaoke. :D

Show me a man who wants to spoil his lady...

and I"ll show you a lucky lady

show me a weekend away for no reason

... and I'll show you an enjoyable time.

Show me a hot fudge sundae ...

...and I'll show you a woman underneath it, being pleasured.

Show me a man pacing...

and I'll show you a worn out carpet.

Show me some snow...

...and I'll wallop you with a huge snowball.

Show me a happy camper...