That couldn't be more true. Offering one or two Lil?

The person below me just finished playing with her/himself.

I'd prefer enjoying over perving but there aint much difference

the person below me lusts after someone in this thread

ummmmmmmmm ya YOU!!!!!!;)


~the person below me tastes yummy~

well lil, I'll just have to give you a taste then

The person below me is reading this naked

Well, I would be if I were home alone....:D


The person below me is celebrating a special occasion (like birthday, anniversary, etc.) this week....

Well, I'll be celebrating my son's birthday this week...

The person below me is taking off from work next week

I just wanted to be under Scotz....MMMMMMMMM....:D


The person below Us ;) wants to get it on with a certain Pixies member!

YAH That could be me....not just certain many certain...
Person below me is looking out of the window...

....and it is a nice, sunny, hot day outside.

The person below me prefers the look of women´s sports underwear to lace stuff.

That's pretty true, I do.

The person below me is itching to try something new sexually.

absolutely, right now, any takers????????

The person below me is tired of reading this & aches to be filled

That would be ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hey I am always up for something new too hint hint lmao)

The person below me is missing someone very much right now

Yes - Vampeyes! No really I am missing a beer, my remote control oh yeah and my S/O.

The person below me has flashed in public.

Woo HOO!!!!!!!! That would be me many many times heheheheh (flaunt 'em if you got 'em girls!!)

The person below me has had a naughty dream about another Pixies member

Naughty daydreams, does that count?

The person below me wants to be on top of me...but will settle for underneath