What do hardcore dedicated fisters call a 55-gallon drum of Crisco?

Elbow deep

What the arm calls it when it's waxing philsophical.

Morning News

What is that first moment of recognition after a night of hard partying called?

Bed Wetter

What do you call someone who has to pull out just as he cums?


Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows

What do you call love's afterglow?

beer and pretzels

What's a euphemism for lubricant and trying new positions?


Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Prince Charming

Who first coined the phrase "magic dust"?

dwarf or elves

What is it when just a little horniness will do do ya?

Finger lickin' good.

What is mutual masturbation?


Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake..........

What is the sick game I play?

Tittle tattle too

What did Y.A. do to his brothers and sisters when he was little.

Free at last.

What 3 words are MLK and OJ Simpson best know for?

prime meridian

What do you call the first climax?

Sky's the limit

To what distance can Superman shoot his load?

lick or stick

Why do you want warm metal dildos and not frozen ones?

Bakers Dozen

What is the record number of cream puffs filled by the perverted pastry chef with one orgasm?

Carbon Dating

What leads to new coal sources?

Vive le Frace

Since our disagreement with France happened, what is now the politically correct explicitive to use in instead of the old Vive le France?

slit, bit and lit

What are three rhyming words that no one's found a good question for? :D

Friday the 13th

What is a cheezy slasher film with a ton of teen clevage?

Nookie

What was the word used to name the planned x-rated version of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb?

Bi-sexual

What do you call it when you purchase sex toys on line?


Dust Buster

what do you call a man who forces virgins to have sex with him in the attic?

small bites

How did Dracula teach his nephew to be a vampire?


Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

What made the children search for the gold?

halfway to heaven

What is one well hung guy?

Gluteus Maximus

Who was that Roman ass?

Forever young

who is michael jackson? (he keeps changing himself to look younger or...something...noone knows anymore)

I hate it and hope it dies before I do.

What is a typical reaction to bad entree at a sushi joint?

Best eaten Raw

What did the man tell his inexperienced wife before she performed oral sex on him?

Semper Fi

what is a worse sounding alternative to Hi-Fi or "High"-Fi

Diamond tiped and/or carbide

What determines if you're buying or just renting?

Driven by what's inside

What motivates a dildo maniac?

220

how many volts power a plug in vibrator?


oooooohhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

What is The Universal Moan of Pleasure?



10 inches

what every woman wants?

dark and wet

what is the condition of typical consumer of the new Luther Vandross album?

"rocking about with your cock out"

What do you call pebble hunting in a nudist resort?

Finding Nemo

what is the oppsite of finding som'mo? (some more)

sweet, sticky and creamy

Q : How do you like your ice creams ?

A: I don't know, 12 ?