And I'll show you someone without allergies.

Show me the way to a woman's heart and I'll show you....

...a finger, pointed in the direction of her man.

Show me a red bra and panties...

And I'll show you them hanging on a corn stalk.

Show me a naked woman in a corn field and I'll show you....

...someone else, wishing he was there with her.

Show me a puppy dog...

And I'll show you an animal lover with a big heart.


Show me a lady who trusts in the future and I'll show you...

a person with a great attitude.

Show me someone who is trusting ...

And I'll show you a truely loving person.


Show me a basket of fruit and I'll show you...

... a big wicker thing filled with lots of strange people. :D

Show me a fun evening out ...

And I'll show you a couple very tired when they get home.

Show me a couple all sweaty and I'll show you...

...a couple having a great time. :)

Show me someone who appreciates the little things...

And I'll show you a lover who can't keep their hands off you.


Show me someone who takes time to enjoy life and I'll show you....

Someone who is in love with IAKG.

Show me someone who likes sunrises and sunsets and I'll show you...

A person with both in their heart.


Show me a person who sees things in a different light and I'll show you.....

somebody with one of those black lights. :)

Show me a left over piece of pizza ...

and I'll show you someone with tomato sauce on their lips.

Show me a woman with an oral fetish and..........