The good news is that we've learned a lot in life.

The bad news is there is ever so much more to learn.

The good news is that you can learn something new every day.

Unfortunately, some days we are slow learners.

The good news is that Pixies teaches us a lot.

The bad news is that we all are distance learners. :D

The good news is that distance learning can be very effective.

((can we go on a field trip soon?))

The bad news is that I'm sure we'd have to have chaperones for our field trip, and, with *our* reputations, there would be too many candidates, osuche. :D

The good news is that we get to pick and choose our chaperones, to make sure that we all will have the best time possible.

:D

Chaperones can be fun, IAKG.

LOL. This is too fun.

The bad news is that someone's feelings might get hurt.

The good news is, we can rent extra buses so everyone who wants to can come.

The bad news is the previous sentence ended with "come" rather than "cum".

The good news is that chaperones, like bodyguards, have the responsibility for making sure everyone is safe and having fun...I volunteer. :D

the bad news is you're not guarding me

The good news is that you still have hope.