not guilty...yet. i'm still new-ish :)

have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?

Not guilty. Way too many snaps, ties, and hooks. :D

Have you ever used someone in order to hook up with someone else?

not guilty

have you ever hooked up with someone from a different race?

not guilty.

have you ever shaved a girl's pussy? (your own or someone else's)

Guilty, but only my own.

Have you ever shaved someone else's?

Yup...that's fun stuff...I love doing it, and Mrs. WI loves how good oral feels when she's freshly shaven.

Have you ever said "no" to something sexually?

not guilty

have you ever travelled a distance while on vacation with a friend just to get lucky

guilty.

have you ever had the batteries die in a toy you were using before you had a chance to cum?

nope.....my hands never run out of batteries LOL

have you ever been caught using your toys by someone you didn't want to get caught by?

Nope

Have you ever realized you left toys out where they could be seen when you meant to put them away?

Have you seen my toy? Who on earth would want that? Certainly not Mrs. WI! ha ha

Have you ever experienced "buyer's remorse" after purchasing a toy?

yipes...having it now, bad. That pink mammoth thing will never fit.:p


Have you ever flirted with a member of the same sex?

Not knowingly.

Need help with the pink mammoth?

and is it wooly?

<<<Guilty of despicable thoughts.

Have you ever used an oversized toy.

Guilty

Oops...I said that out loud! Oh well. :D


Have you ever purchased a sex toy as a gift?

Yes, sent it to another country.

Have you?

Yes, in a way. Not as a "present" but I have purchased sex toys for my wife without her expecting them.

Have you ever spent too much money on sex toys?

Not guilty - though we searched high and low for a whip for a friend's birthday last year.

Have you ever actually had sex on the beach?

Guilty. Open air is wonderful.

Have you?

Only guilty if in the water counts...

Have you ever left the blinds/windows open on purpose so that people outside could see or hear you?

Yes...and the peepers were mortified! (we don't have neighbors nearby)

Have you ever had sex in your backyard?

Not intercourse, but we did play "Roofer and the tanning housewife".


Ever flirt with a stranger while on vacation?

guilty

ever flirt with person next to you at a sporting event?

guilty, but not since high scool, so does it count?

have you ever wanted to have sex with the same sex?

I've entertained fantasies, but don't know if I'd ever do it.

And you?

thought about it too but don't know if I could do it

next?

uuummmmm

Ever need the attention of someone so bad you can taste it?

Oh yeah, way too often... guilty


Ever eat to distract your mouth from it's overwhelming desire to be kissed?

Do I sound that needy???

Ever need the attention so bad that you screw i up?

Yep, have done

Ever play hard to get?

Guilty...

Ever play hard to get and have it backfire on you?

Oh yeah! It is a really stupid tactic. Better to communicate and express your feelings.

Ever imagine feelings and reactions that don't really exist?

Yep. SOmetimes I do.

Are you wondering if you're imagining things, Denny?

It's me..not Denny....BUT I constantly am imagining things....hubby told me to stop playing pretend all the time...yikes...busted!

Are you ever driving and start to imagine a hot sexy act with a lover?

Osuche - Guilty. I imagine things constantly, it's hard to keep myself in check. Crazy, huh?

IWM - Guilty. That thought constantly arises, driving or not.

Do you ever imagine how a threesome of your favorite pixies would be?

Not guilty. Although now uyou've got me thinking.

Ever have sex during work hours, when you were on the clock?

Never. Have you?