and I'll show you my kind of woman. :D

Show me a fast car ...

and (hopefully) I'll show you a fast woman

show me a naked pixie

... and I'll show you a thread worth looking at. :D

Show me an empty condom wrapper ...

and I'll show you a happy couple

show me a bad porn movie

... and I'll so you an audience paying more attention to each other.

Show me the light of a silvery moon ...

and I 'll show your a romantic couple walking underneath it

show me a drive-in movie

...and I'll show you someone there who appreciates the past.

Show me a French Maid Halloween costume...

... and I'll show you a guy wanting to see the top shelves dusted. :D

Show me a jacuzzi ....

...and I'll show you a woman that doesn't want to get out. :D

Show me someone who found out his/her lover's ticklish spot...

and I'll show you a bedroom explorer. :)

Show me a clock ...

...and I'll show you someone watching the minutes intently.

Show me a game of shuffleboard...

And I'll show you a very nice, warm, friendly couple having fun.

Show me a full tank of gas...

...and I'll show you a couple with places to go and people to see.

Show me two or three running children...

...and I'll show you a mommy that is thinking of pulling her hair out... or planning to send them off with Daddy.

Show me a cornfield...

...and I'll show you red lingerie, hanging from a cornstalk. :D

Show me weekend travelers...