not guilty....just read em for inspiration

have you ever used a story from here in your bedroom?

Not guilty ... but it sounds like a pretty good idea. :D

Have you ever written a sexy story?

Guilty

Ever had a secret crush?

not guilty, I'm terrible at keeping secrets!

Ever wanted to do something you knew you'd never really do?

Fantasy is wonderful.

Have you ever stayed up waaaaaay too late to get some work done?

Not guilty.

Have you ever made love in a park?

Guilty. On one, not in one :D

Ever made love on top of a washing machine?

Guilty... and very willing to do it again...

Ever had sex in front of other people?

Guilty.

Ever kissed your best friend's SO...in front of him/her?

Not guily.

You ordered bedroom toys on the internet

Guilty in the vast majority of cases. Did a couple of times up in rural Minnesota years ago and once stopped and took a family home whose car was frozen up on bitterly cold night on a lonely stretch of road.

I saw the preview for Shrek 2.

Innocent. Heck, I never even saw the original Shrek.

I eat icecream right out of the carton.