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dicksbro 01-11-2007 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
I think we should give them all a try even after making a final decision. :huh:


I love the way you think. :)

gekkogecko 01-11-2007 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I love the way you...uh...think. Yeah, that's it, think.


I hear the old refrain "I love you for your mind, baby." Sure, we can trust you on that one, DB.

dicksbro 01-12-2007 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
I hear the old refrain "I love you for your mind, baby." Sure glad we can trust you on that one, DB, cuz' I'd be worried about me.


I know. :console:

gekkogecko 01-12-2007 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I know Gekkogecko.


But fortunately, not in the Biblical sense.

dicksbro 01-13-2007 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Gekko's are not commonly thought of Biblical terms.


I suspected that, but wasn't 100% sure.

IowaMan 01-13-2007 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I was positive there were gekkos in the Garden of Eden.



Garden gnomes were there too weren't they?

dicksbro 01-13-2007 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Hardened cum shows where they were too, doesn't it?


And, it suggests what they were doing, too.

IowaMan 01-13-2007 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Cum was a great agricultural fertilizer at one time.


Plants will talk dirty to you if you stand naked in front of them.

dicksbro 01-13-2007 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Aunts will talk dirty to you if you stand naked in front of them.


I didn't think you were that kind! :yikes:

gekkogecko 01-13-2007 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I didn't think you could be so kind!


Hey, Dicksbro, Pixie's is just one big dysfunctional family!

dicksbro 01-13-2007 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Hey, Dicksbro, Pixie's is just one big dysfunctional family where reptiles and humans can interact freely!


Sounds pretty unique to me.

IowaMan 01-14-2007 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Most families have naked pics of each other in their picture albums.



The naked Thanksgiving dinners were always the best day of the year in my family.

dicksbro 01-14-2007 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
The naked Thanksgiving dinners were always the best day of the year in my family unless the hot gravy spilled.


I can understand how that might be a distraction.

IowaMan 01-14-2007 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
The gravy in the lap was a welcome distraction from the jello mold that resembled grandma's boobs.



Yeah, I still have a hard time when there is a cherry on top of a dessert.

gekkogecko 01-14-2007 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Yeah, by the time dessert had rolled around, I had a hard time keeping my cherry.



The real question is, how did you get it back in the interveening year?

Pita 02-04-2007 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
The real question is, who made the pumpkin pie?




And why is the pie in the shape of a woman's bottom? :huh:

IowaMan 02-04-2007 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
And why is the pie all over your face?



Sometimes you get a bit messy when eating pie.

gekkogecko 02-04-2007 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I personally like to get a bit messy when eating cream pie.


I'm sure many of the Pixies' women will now be interested in hanging with you, IowaMan.

Pita 02-22-2007 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
I'm sure many of the Pixies' women will be interested in seeing how well hung you are, IowaMan.



I am sooooooo getting in the front of the line for this show! :corn:

dicksbro 02-23-2007 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
I am sitting in the front row on DB's lap, don't ya know? :corn:


That's the only reason I'm there. :boink:

IowaMan 02-23-2007 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
That's the reason I'm not wearing pants. :boink:


A pantsless double feature with Tess sounds like a great way to spend an evening.

gekkogecko 02-23-2007 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I want to do a pantsless double penetration with Tess.


Oh, why not a triple?

dicksbro 02-23-2007 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Oh, wow, I want to play with her nipple!


You take one and I'll take the other. :nod:

gekkogecko 02-24-2007 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
You take high one and I'll take the low one.


And I'll be in Scotland before ye!

dicksbro 03-12-2007 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
And I'll squat on the land before I pee!


Couldn't you just stand behind a tree?

IowaMan 03-13-2007 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
My dog just peed on your tree while you stood there and watched.

At least he didn't pee in the picnic basket.

dicksbro 03-14-2007 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
Don't set the picnic basket in the pee!


Good idea. I'll write that down so I don't forget it.

gekkogecko 03-14-2007 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I'll write Tess' name in my book so I don't forget it.


Never call your sweetheart by her name.

IowaMan 03-14-2007 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
When you call your sweetheart, don't use your wife's cell phone.


I don't have a sweetheart or a cell phone so I should be okay.

dicksbro 03-15-2007 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
I keep a sweetheart and a cell phone in the hay.


You sly devil, holding out on us. ;)

gekkogecko 03-15-2007 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
What the women want is pictures of you holding it for us.


Problematical with the current mind-control laws regarding nudity on the internet.

Pita 03-17-2007 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
My current mind-control experiments are becoming problematical since I can't stop watching nudity on the Internet.



This is why you will never beome rich and famous like DB.

gekkogecko 03-18-2007 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
This is why you will never become as addicted to porn as DB.


True, but think of all the money I'll save on therapy bills.

dicksbro 03-18-2007 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
True, but think of all the bills I'll pay on therapy.


I'm sorry if that'll present you with a financial burden. :(

gekkogecko 03-19-2007 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I'm sorry if I present you with a box of sex toys, and no one to use them on.


What you should do then, is present me with a hog-tied TinglingTess on my doorstep!

dicksbro 03-19-2007 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Would you like to see a hog -tied TinglingTess as a present?


Who wouldn't want to see a present like that. :hot:

gekkogecko 03-20-2007 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Who wouldn't want to present Tess like that? :hot:


Let's take a poll!

dicksbro 03-21-2007 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Let's eat a roll!


How can you think about food?

gekkogecko 03-21-2007 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
How can you think about food after sex?



Eating after sex is far better than smoking after sex. Especially if the smoke is caused by lack of lubricant.

ReaperWoman 03-21-2007 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by gekkogecko
Eating my sex is far better than smoking my sex.


What kind of person would try to smoke your cock?!


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