Beg if you must, but that end of the toilet plunger is not going in my ass!

My ass awaits your pulsing, throbbing love-muscle:P

Love-muscle of the gods was the nickname my penis used to have... :p

the nickname my penis used to have was vagina:eek:

Vagina is my home away from home.

home is where the hard-on is

Is she ready and is she willing?

Willing to do almost anything to get some lovin' on a more regular basis is what I am!

Am ready to provide that service on a regular basis!

Basis? Of course there must be a basis for relationships.

relationships can be sooooo hot

Hot and furious was their passion.

Their passion could not be abated, and they burst into flames. :eek:

Flames of passion crept slowly through their loins as they embraced.

embraced my lover with such hunger

Hunger and thirst came over them ... since they hadn't eaten for hours.

hours slowly stretched into days of frustration, remembering his touch and wishing for more

More was just what he had in mind as he recalled her soft skin and the sweet smell of her perfume.

perfume couldn't mask the smell of him, all sweat and leather and heat, still lingering on her skin

Skin as soft as the down on a duckling caused him to shiver with desire.

desire overwhelmed her as the memory of his touch haunted her soul

Soul laid bare before her, he took her in his stong embrace.

"Embrace this moment," she whispered, "tonight is our last together... "

Together they clung tightly as the moon rose in the sky.

Sky colored eyes, an earthy grin and his weathered jeans bring my cowboy fantasies to life.

Life was what it was all about as the lovers held each other passionately.

Passionately he kissed me while removing my towel from my freshly moistened skin.

Skin glistening from a warm, lavender scented bath tempted his senses ... begging for his touch ...

Touch me as you have never touched me before.

Before long, he had her filled with passion and excitement.

Excitement over came my body as I threw him to the floor.

Floor me with your sexuality, Summer.

Summer is one of just four seasons ideally suited for lovemaking! Given those restrictions, one should start now and not miss out on anything.

Anything can happen when you find yourself presented with naked genatalia.

Genitalia is a different way of talking about cloning Italians. :D :D

Italians are said to be excellent lovers.

Lovers can start the day any way they want.

Want can be a compelling motivator leading to sex.

Sex started off the morning for the intoxicated lovers.

Lovers have a way of shutting out the cares of the world.