What is the best of all the Stones Albums?

gooey mess

What was the result of our 2-year old granddaughter's first attempt at making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Rest Area

Where's the most crowded place in Lilith's dungeon?

candle wax & string

What are essential tools to "torture" nipples with?

bubble gum ice cream and bobbie socks.

What are three things you might have at a picnic that, two of which, you don't want to accidently sit on.

Fireworks, music, friends

What are three things that you might have at a picnic that, two of which, you don't wat to accidently sit on?

Formed by glaciers

Wherefore came the origin of the word 'frigid'?


A DVD, a VD, and a MD

What are three "d"'s that you might aquire at college?

"D", "DD", and "DDD"

What comes before "E", "EE", and "EEE"?

Smoldering ruins

What are the hottest type of ruins you can get?

Druid Monks

What did the religious artist say he enjoyed doing the most?

Franciscan Friars.

What can you buy in a religious grocery store?


Dutch Masters

What do you call porno stars in the Netherlands?

Cuban cigars

What do you call Bill Clinton's favorite sex toy?

Finger lickin' good.

What do you call KFC (Kinky Finger Contacts)?

Fair and balanced.

How should you be able to describe breast implants?


Chocolate covered cherries

Is how Mindboxer likes his women?

Sugar Bush

Favorite restaurant for lesbians.

Altoids

What does the hillbilly say when he's trying to explain something ... "Altoids der was two er three of dem."

Pink Panther

What is Inspector Clousseau nick-named his penis.

glory hole

What was a favorite expression for defining new oil wells?

Bic Mac

What besides the porn classic "queen of the burger joint", has two "allbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheese picklesonionsandasesameseedbun"?

Whopper with cheeze

What do you call a gooey big one?

Think small.

What did John Holmes' co-stars never have to do.


Moby Dick

what is the pet name of the "member" of the techno/transe DJ.

call me Ishmal....

What was Capt Ahab's pet name for his "friend".

Alakazaam and timbuck too!

What was the name of two of the members of the MMF threesome?

Fruit of the Loom

What was found soiled in Saddam's palace just after the bombing started?

hay loft

What is having a hay fight?

inside out

What happens to her during our most intense lovemaking.

upside down

What is one of the most difficult positions for making love?

It's the real thing.

What sort of thing is the result of a do it yourself at home silicone penis casting kit?

Wirehaired or shaggy

What is both the names Scooby Doo has for Shaggy?

Divine sex

Why did Hugh Grant get arrested?


Ebony and Ivory

What are things come "Planked" and "Horny"


A good habit gone bad....(or is that Hobbit)

What is Sharniqua's obsession with all things having to do with elvenfolk.

Jenna Jameson

What movie star would be most likely to get the "pole positon" at a celeberity charity auto race?

duck and cover.

What is Daffy in a trench coat ... with the occassional FLATTSSH (trying to do my best Daffy Duck lisp) :)

peppermint icecubes

Whats the next think I'd love to see Lilith melt in a picture thread? ;)

butter mints

What do you do after toasting mints?

crabgrass