Comedy

to cell or not to cell... phone that is

to cell

flip phone or one piece cell

I got me a new flip phone with a camera in it just last night!:)

read manuals vs. figure it out on your own

Figure it out is usually the first step ... then read the manual to fix what I goofed up. :)

Tired or wide awake?

Usually tired




King or Queen sized bed?

King Size

PC or a Mac

PC



Windows or Linux?

Windows

Tivo or VCR's

VCR


Sports vs movies

sports

Baseball or Football

Football

Slow and Easy OR Fast and Hard?

both

outgoing or shy

Outgoing, except when I'm feeling shy ... and ... er ... shy, except when I'm feeling outgoing. :confused:

:D

Gotta go to work or taking the day off?

Work


Work inside versus outside?

inside




straight or kinky?

I like a lil kink.

master vs pet

master

lead or follow

Follow


Top or bottom?

top

front or back

front

Wear glasses or wear contact lenses?

glasses

near or far sighted

Near

Tastes Great or Less Filling?

Tastes Great




With or without onions?

Depends on the dish

Older or younger?

older

gum vs. mints

When I am horny with no immediate opportunity for relief...GUM.


Lingerie or au naturel?

depends. mostly au naturel


shaven or no?

Yes!

slow or fast?

Fast


In the dark versus lighted

lighted


windows open or closed?

Closed


Rent versus buy

buy

sexy or practical bedroom decor?

Sexy


morning or evening sex?

Morning......great way to start the day :D




making love vs fucking

well since I am not in love right now, I'll go with fucking

spit or swallow

swallow

over the shoulders or around the waist?

over the shoulders

on top or on bottom

top please

tie my hands to the headboard or tie my feet to the chair legs?

both

spanking or tickling

spanking

stay the night or slip out before morning light?