The earthquake was hardly noticed.

I heard the Washington Monument was quoted as saying, "I'm all cracked up."

The White house has assigned responsibility for the earthquake on “the Bush Fault”.

LOL! I just said that on the last thread I posted on. :D

I have not taken advantage of this beautiful day to take off from work. :D

I'm looking forward to the next round of Republican persidential candidate debates.

I'm kinda excited about the whole political process. Where else can you watch cheats, gangsters, and perverts performing out in the open without any sense of shame?

I think throwing out ones back is an excellent way to get a few days off from work.

It's wonderful when the temperature soars into the 90s with high humidity.

I wish I didn't have off from work on Monday.

I wish Monday wasn't time and half. I hate making extra money for doing the same old job.

I was going to start making money ... :) ...






... then I found out that was illegal. :(





:D

Damn!! Now I'm going to have to destroy my "cash stash".

I already did. Hated to, though. The three-dollar bills I was making really looked neat. :)

I'vs completed all my weekend chores!

:rolleyes: