How may I help you, Dear?

Tease me again, darling!

You said it wouldn't hurt! :yikes:

I won't hurt you ... very much ... :spank:

You can try, you already made it so hard a cat can't scratch it. :boink:

I hope that's an invitation, because you've already got be purring, Darlin.

I can't tell if it's you or me drooling............... or which end, but I like it,:slurp: Darlin!

:hot:


Well, come here and we'll figure it out.

I'm coming ... and in more ways than one. :p

Wait for me!!!

Could I wait on you, instead? :slurp:

Who's buying the Guinness?

Can I have one of those?

face down, ass up, I got one you can have :sex:

Sounds delicious!