IAKG, if you find Guido...can you send him my way after you're done?

someone to take me by the hand to the shower.

job as a shower guide

Hello there, uh, IAKaraokeGirl. Damn that's a mouthful. Anyways... it seems yous is looking for a gentleman to, uh, assist you in da workplace. How may I be of service?

OMG ^^^^^^^^ Just made my day!!!!


Welcum, Guido!

LMAO. Welcome, Guido. :)

We have an imaginary "Guido" that my friend/boss and I joke about a lot. I just didn't know he really existed. :D

(everyone needs a Guido...I typically do my own enforcing but having a persuasive Guido type can come in handy.)



...short nap with the fishes.

Hey, you dames is alright. Thank yous for da welcome. Now, if you be needing me to, shall we say, lean on anyone, you jus' lemme know, capisca.

And Lilith. One does not 'nap' with da fishes. You go to sleep with da fishes you stay asleep with da fishes.

... need the chance to say, "Welcome, Guido!" Glad to have you with us!

... a cool breeze. :)

winter :D

::sweating bullets::

I agree with Tess. I'm really in need of some cold weather. Hey Sharni, want to trade?

^^^ Just Perfect here today!^^^

But a back massage would be nice!