I wish I could pay taxes every month.

I can't wait for the bills to come due.

I'm so happy I get to do laundry and ironing today!

I'm not gonna offer to help,even if you did it naked.

I've never taken pictures of how I do laundry.

I'd hate to see those pictures.

I didn't do it!!!

i love being jobless!

They're not here .

I don't like how the temperatures warmed up today.

I'm not nervous about next week.

I'm not wishing I could help reduce any feelings of anxiety.

I won't miss Pixies at all when I have to leave it for awhile.

i haven't felt desperately lonely today

I don't wish I could give my friend Alspals a hug.

We're going to miss you TinglingTess (sniff)
























... er ... not miss you. Sorry, a slip of the fingers there. (since this is the lies thread)

I am over the moon that Canada's men are out of medal contention in hockey!!!!

I did not miss Pixies at all during my most recent absence

I'm not still tired.

i have no sex toys at all

I don't like food very much.

Bacon and eggs?...You don't seem hungry to me.

I'm never hungry.

I hope work runs long today.

I just love being called a liar.

I'm looking forward to my performance review.

Just because I said your pants were on fire doesn't mean I was calling you a liar!


Now, as for my lie. I don't think Tess's pants are hot at all. :D

^^^^^Giggles^^^^^


I never tingle when I get to see a hot, naked pic of WI.

I never want to see her naked!!!^^^

I don't mind when the ladies aren't here.

I really do like my schedule these days, I have so much time for Pixies

I love being so busy there's no times to do anything fun.

I am not starting to panic! :eek:

Seeing you excited doesn't excite me.

I'm glad the weekend is almost over.

Woohoo! The weekend is ending!

I no longer need to learn anything.

I'm so excited that I have so much to do this week

I'm not thirsty.

I'm not craving a snack