What plant do I name after my wife?

lubricous

What word did the sexy girl use to describe her car after it got an oil change?

It's Miller time.

What time does DB think it is?

pheromones

What do heroes use for money?

broadband

what is the fastest way to get porn off the net?


the danish hate to see it leave!

Why the sobbing when the pastry truck pulled away?

Soldier of fortune

What sort of "weed" do fish smoke"

Tang

What is the most hideous drink ever devised?

viagra

What was secret ingredient the soda company was going to use in their new "Mount and Do" soft drink?

The Big Red One.

which animal cock did the horny farmgirl like best?

leafy and lush

What did the bluejay get for an answer when he asked his mate what kind of a nest she wanted?

Hot crossed buns

What you get after Lilith gets done with you.

Creme filled donuts

What led to the expression, "A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do." :D

Tough titties.

What using nipple clamps too often will result in?

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

What did the goose say to the frisky gander about getting goosed?

A penny saved is a penny earned.

What might an economic deflation might cause us to believe?

"Doughnuts to Dollars"

What is Tim Horton's making smaller doughnuts and charging a buck for them?


Slippery when wet.

What was the excuse for not completing the handjob?

Tongue tied.

What the winner of the National Cunnilingus Championship was when he accepted his trophy.

Hog tied.

What did the BDSM Sow do with her Porker when he didn't poke her on time?

Buffet style.

How do they serve creampies at an orgy?


compressed air and lots of hose

What are the favorite toys of the world's blow job champ.

Making of a porn movie

What is something i would like to do?? (my first post i think)

someone you want to make love to

Who is everyone at pixies....

good clean fun

what is a hot tub party?

green and lumpy

What happened to the food left overnight after the orgy? Yuck.

Putting your foot down.

Why IAKG is kneeling in front of me.

With no follow-on statement, what would you guess denny and IAKG are doing?

I won't look ....










much. :)

What did the peeping tom say to the girl scout troop as they got ready to go to swimming lessons?

the show me state.

What state will I be in on IAKG's 15000th post?

Red Rubber Ball

how do you stop a sub from yelping while being put through their paces?

Smoke on the water.

What is a bong filled with just before a deep breath?

stained sheets

What are good things to have if you are with someone?

lime Jello

What does green edible underwear turn into when it gets wet?


Dental floss

What did the extrovert use as the string on her G-String?

Mashed potatoes

What is rumored as Oscar Wilde's first documented sexual encounter?

"Of mice and gay men"

What's the rumored titled for a new fall TV series?

One Hung Low

who was the star in the 1973 porno epic from China "Long One Dragon"

meatwagon

LMAO South. That's marvelous! :D :D :D

What do you use when a jockstrap just isn't enough?

meatloaf