Looks like an attempted defence against fireworks.

I say attempted . . . . . .

Figuring out that the leaky water line to the fridge only needed tightening; I never get off that easy.

Well there are plenty of men here that would love to try and get you off anyway.

My 4 year old little girl said, "Daddy, you warm my heart."


It warmed mine.

Dropping my 3yr old off for her first day of Headstart made me smile...she's growing up!

Being the tenth caller and winning $100. :D

Hey!!! I thought I was supposed to be the one that had the luck of the :irish:


I won a prize for being a new customer at a gas station.




I got a 2.5 lb bag of worms.

At least you didn't get worms from being the new customer at a brothel. :p

True!

Hate to have that happen!



again


:p

Not again?

Especially if it was a brothel with only one madam and she was giving out an hourly prize :eew: .

Seeing a great guy dressed as a sexy lady. A little pissed he can wear shoes that high, but hey if the dude has it. :thumbs:

Another gem from the Oz New Service, the ABC.

Police at Ipswich west of Brisbane have charged a 21-year-old tattooist who is accused of putting an obscene picture on a customer's back instead of the image requested.

The 25-year-old customer wanted a yin and yang symbol and a dragon but instead was given a 40 centimetre tattoo of a penis and a rude slogan implying he was gay.

It is believed the pair had earlier been involved in an argument.

Police say the tattooist will appear in court next month charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.



I wonder how often this happens, especially with Kanji tattoos?

Only to new customers.




Like there would be any repeats! lol

This is why the only tattoo I currently have is on my arm where I could exactly what the artist was doing.

It's SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

finding a coat for my trip to Seattle

You're so lucky!!!!!!!! We're still only really getting cold at night right now.

One particular Trick or Treater. :)

My youngest dogter. She's a hellion, but she's so funny.

a trip to Fry's

Scrubbing the couch cushion at 11:30 last night.


Oh wait...I thought this was the LIES thread. :rolleyes:

surprises

Good set at open mic tonight; people had nice things to say to me after.

And that's different how..............................? :confused:

Flowers waiting for me when I got home. :loveshowe

Pansies?

The recent Media Extravaganza.

One never knows when a Bad Night on stage will happen. :)

Getting my internet at home turned back on, so I don't have to lug my computer to a neighbor's just to check Pixies :rofl:

just got a text for my friend/coworker/aide and after trying for years, she is pregnant.

WildIrish and his "I'd rather" posts. :rofl: :thumbs:

The Who's Online list right now. :D

My brother in law's progress.

Hearing from a dear friend that we hadn't heard from for a while. :)

a certain pixie so giddy he sounds like a kid.

having a parent conference where the dad was in quasi-drag

Last night! :D

Several Guinness on a beer-stalk home.

Shhhh......I have Ameretto. That makes me smile.