I went to this HUGE craft thing today and as I was about to hand my ticket to the handsome young man I got the biggest smile on my face and threw my arms around his neck. He was shocked and then I said, "It's Mrs. _____" and he hugged me back.

He's the one I *was* able to save when I worked EBD. He looks great and seems to be doing really well. I reminded him how special he was and told him how proud I was.

The one who didn't get away.

Yesterday we saw a couple of kangaroos at our new block. I knew they were about, as I had seen roo-poo on the block, but in the flesh, it's a Bambi moment.

I almost never see kangaroos here. Or absolutely never.

The knot in my right glut finally let go this afternoon. Sometimes an ass of steel isn't a good thing.

Kiddo excited about moving.

The idea of her^^^ getting started on a new adventure!

The fact that it's snowing. Nice big fluffy flakes. To bad it's not sticking.

The idea of her^^^ watching 40 move further and further away. :roflmao:

I keep trying to send it your way, we have plenty thanks.

FedEx or UPS?

Free Air :D

They never deliver on time though!

But you do get what you paid for.

It keeps trying to snow, but it just won't stick. Try sending sticky snow instead.

Some people just don't learn, or is it stalking?

From the files of the AFP new service,

A motorist caught speeding in London two years ago moved to New Zealand only to be booked by the same police officer for again exceeding the limit, reports said.

Former London bobby Andy Flitton ticketed the man in Britain two years ago, shortly before migrating to New Zealand - then caught him again in September on a highway on the South Island, the New Zealand Herald reported.

Mr Flitton, who now works for the New Zealand traffic police, said he had forgotten about the original booking until the man approached him while he was writing out the ticket.

"He asked if I had worked in London, I said 'yes'. He asked if I used to operate the laser gun on the A5 in North London, I said 'yes'," Mr Flitton told the newspaper.

"And he said 'I thought it was you, you gave me my last speeding ticket there two years ago'."

Mr Flitton said the man told him he had moved to New Zealand two weeks before his latest booking, unaware his nemesis was also in the same country.

"We must have some sort of connection," he said. "He only ever broke the law twice and both times I was the one to give him a ticket... it just shows what a small world it really is."

- AFP

Now that could piss you off. :hair:




:rofl:

Yesterday was the little boy about 4 coming in the store singing Christmas tunes.

"Jingle bells, Santa smells, Pepsi leads the way . . . "

I remember them well.

Here it goes, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away-ay!"

No it's.....lacy things the wife is missin. Didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearin her clothes her silk panty hose walking 'round in women's underwear.

:wtp:

Being home, listening to Xmas tunes, drinking Asti, and making peanut butter cookies.

The email I received from my dad. I posted it in the jokes section.

It's a legitimate Christmas tune. Not my choice of dress.

For VERY small values of "legitimate"??? I've never heard it.

It is sung to the tune of, 'Winter Wonderland"

My God, it's a Christmas Lumberjack.

just so you can all hear it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g

Many people assume it's a Weird Al Yankovic song, but it's actually a Twisted Tune from Bob Rivers.

A good yearly review, and a raise.

What's a raise?

Planning for a home renovation next year...been waiting 15 years for this!!!

It's an increase in the hourly wage you are paid for performing a service/task that you have hired to do. Most haven't seen one in a very long time.

My boss being cool and feeling just a tad bit like I am going to live through this week.

I saw this lady selecting a certain toy and asked if it was what the kids were wanting this Christmas. She indicated it was and so after she made her selection I took the last one left for my GAL boy and then continued shopping. About 20 minutes later that same lady approached me very timidly in another area of the store and told me she had miscounted and she really needed the one I was getting as well. I handed her the toy and wished her Merry Christmas.

I was chasing some information on Google, when an unrelated result caught my eye.

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This is just plain bizarre.

A joke the hubby sent me today:

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure."

The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep." "That is correct; take one of the sheep," said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" "OK, why not?" answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant," said the shepherd. "That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required," answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."

:roflmao: That ^^^^ did!

AZ, in the version I first heard he was a politician not a consultant. It's still funny though.

My Christmas pedicure.

"Who's online" right now. :buttsex:

Indeed.