I have a swimming pool filled with jello.

I am not terribly horny right now.

I was glad to see the United Nations agreed that countries will destroy all their weapons and embrace the notion of peace and goodwill to all their neighbors.

I've never gotten horny at any inappropriate moment.

I've never been inappropriately horny.

I'm building a new house with a retractable dome roof. :boink:

I get to much of Pixies

I'm thinking of spending more time at a cooking site.

Should stop posting.

I'm looking to buy a used aircraft carrier to use as a houseboat.

I'm looking to get some awful pictures tonight.

I always tell the truth in this thread.

I could get enough quiet here.

I'm not waiting for someone special.

I am not having a birthday tomorrow.