What is "flacid?"

superior

what is the name of one of the great lakes? or is that hUron....I have trouble with lakes I am better at moving water.....

Mississippi or the Big Muddy.

Name two milk based cocktails?


Snowflakes in the dessert

What do you call dandruff on a bald man?

Cheese fries.

what happens when it gets above 100 degrees in Green Bay?

Head Check

Why does the doctor put that little light up to your ear?

Flat feet.

What is Arch Enemy #1?

A Toe Injection

What is the night stand in the darkness?

Superkalafragulisticexpialadocias

What sort of Doscias does Mary Poppins enjoy while gettin head?

..."Looking for soul food and a place to eat"...

Where is the soup kitchen?

Looking over a four-leaf clover.

What happens when you fuck in a bed of shamrocks?

low torque velocity

What you get with a very slow relaxing fuck.

two black eyes

What does a Peeping Tom risk if he gets caught?


Cake and ice cream

What is a Favorite Desert?


Rhythm Nation

What would we be called if everybody made love to the same music?

Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women

What is the feminist reprise to "guitars, cadilliacs and hillbilly music"?

barstool logic

When you see a piece of furniture that get's real smart while you're having a beer, do you sit on it?

The softer side of Sears.

what does Sears call it's flacid penis?

"Yes it looks cool, but now I have to sit down when I pee."

What did the TS say looking in the mirror after his ... er ... the surgery healed?

"Oh, no, it's gonna blow!"

what is the primary danger in putting your penis into a swimming pool's filter intake hole during a drunken skinny dip?

"a pillow biter"

What's does the sado-masochist rely on when he can't get a date?

Nachos Grande

What is it that a petite Latina calls the genitic material inside a typical NBA players jock?

squeeze and freeze

LOL@south

What happens when you jerk off in the cold?

Try a little tenderness ..

what did mistress say "it was time to..." while holding a 12 ounce metal meat tenderizer?

free wash with oil change

What did the top part of the sign say that ended in ... "For a full bath, you need you're tires rotated?"

Happy Go Lucky

How do you refer to an average guy with the exception of his perpetual boner that get laid all the time?

"Ol' Blue Eyes"

I'll go with the obvious - who is Frank Sinatra?

smokin' in the boys room

What did George Michael say he was doing when he got arrested, but the jury didn't buy?

Hermann Munster

Who was Eddie Munster's dad?"

"You can trust your car to the man that wears the star."

What must you do when you are caught "infalatoladicto" at lover's lane by an unsympathetic officer of the law and they haul your ass off to jail for not being all too cooperative?

Happy Motoring!

What do you call a BJ while driving down the road?

Better living through chemistry.

What was the motto printed on the bottom of Dr. Timothy Leary's business cards?

bong water stench

What's the name of Willie Nelson's cologne?

coffee grounds

Under what "grounds" did the hyper active man sue his wife for divorce?

Furnace Poker

whats the favourite card game in Hell?



black cotton socks

what in combination with a scragly mustache and a sizeable schlong was necessary for a man to star in an Adult Film in the late 1970's?

best eaten raw

What is cool about a tuna taco?



laughter in bed

What happens if my man ever called it a tuna taco? (lol)



ice cream and raspberries.

What is Eliza's favorite bedtime/sextime desert?



planes and trains

what are excellent places to have sex?

moonlit sky