The twin concepts, Tingling Tess and "freaking yummy".

OldFart has given AZRedHot her next open-mic song. :nod:

I was sorely tempted, PF. :D

That one made me laugh, but this one made me smile with joy.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2...ure-sobbing-joy

Very cool! :thumb:

It about brought a tear (a happy one) to my eye, too, AZ. Fantastic.

:thumbs:

So when is Paul coming to your town? :confused:

As soon as she manages to knock him out with a club and drag him back to her cave. LOL

It wouldn't be hard; I think I have a pretty significant size advantage. :p

Wouldn't it be easier to find someone willing to follow you home than to have to drag someone there?

Maybe, but she couldn't then play "Simon says".

Wait...are you arguing against your own suggestion? Do I even need to be here for this conversation??? :whack:

I just like finding as easy a solution as possible. It's easier to knock someone out and carry them off than trying to convince them to come home. Whichever you decide is up to you though.

The little yellow pear tomatoes from my garden

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(Now read it again!!)

You men do this on purpose, so your wives won't send you to the store anymore. We're on to your masculine wiles.

:roflmao: ^^^^ OF and AZ.

First, I had a dream that I was up visiting my daughter and I was talking to her when all of a sudden this guy came up and, lo and behold, it was OF. He'd somehow met my daughter and her family and was just spending a day or so there and ... bang ... there he was in my dream. What's more, PF stopped by and it was like old home week.

Plus ... I got an email from a very special friend that I hadn't heard from for quite a while, and that, well, that really made me smile. :)

This has got to be a great day starting out the way it has. :boink:

DB, was she your daughter?

Now I know why she seemed so nice.

Only 9 more days of school- this being the last Monday!!!!

I know ... she takes after my wife. :rolleyes2

My ranchero back on the ground with the new bushings, breaks, and freshly balanced tires. Now I just need an alignment and to put the original seat (just for now) back in it and it's ready to roll.

A dad at a meeting today. He just kept giving me that knowing smile while the mom denied her ass off.

Knock on wood ... the heavy storms they predicted for last night apparently snuck around us. :)

Going over to Allerton Park this morning when my wife gets home at around nine. Understand the storms beat up on the peonies a bit, but we're hoping some have bounced back by now. :wish:

The storms have been plentiful and everywhere this season. How fragile and temporary we are. :nod:

The only thing better than being home is being home when you're supposed to be at work! Enjoying the first day of my 4-day weekend.

drunk texting pics from the bathroom

Finally having the issue with my sword resolved. The company has decided to go ahead and ship it on their dime. Though what really made me smile was the fact that they had the gall to ask if I'm always this pleasant to deal with. I think patiently waiting for over three months for my sword to be ready and shipped was pleasant enough.

Charming...like they're doing a favor taking your money.

AZ, you don't know the half of it.

Plans for my school garden and Coffee Heath Bar Crunch

How long this break?

8 weeks.

And we miss out on Vegas this year.

DB's pictures of Niagara.

The sun shining in Seattle. :)

That must be the third time this Century.

It shined the first day I was there. Gorgeous alllllllllll day.

You should be here today, Lil. It's gorgeous and hot... just like you. ;)

But how was the sun?