I sure wish I had some more bills.

Wow this day has flown by with lots of productive activity.

I love waking up after only 3 hours sleep.

I'm so happy the guys at work have their radio so I can join in on listening to their static filled football game. Go Dawgs!!

I heard that scientists have confessed, all the pictures from space were faked ... the world really is flat. :yikes:

I love not getting texts.

I haven't had sex this weekend. :D

I did have sex this weekend. :D

I love watching stars at night and so I'm building a large observatory in my back yard.

I didn't enjoy seeing my new grandson yesterday.

I never try to imagine what's under the clothes an attractive lady is wearing.

I never look at nipples sticking out.

I know what you mean ... I never notice cameltoes.

I would like to live in the desert and ride a camel.

I can't wait for the snow to fly.