The bad news is even temporary can last too long.

The good news is, fairy tales last longer.

The bad news is the 'fairy tails' last longer when paid 'lobbyists' are the primary words listened too. :banghead:

The good news is, fairy tales, older or modern, contain relevant lessons that can be learned.

The bad news is that news reporting has often been the opposite. :(

The good news is that locally things are looking up.

The bad news news is that looking up may get bird poop in your eye.

The good news is that you can always wear glasses to avoid that.

The bad news is, there's still bird poop on your head.

The good news is there's shampoo for just such an emergency.

The bad news is that some things are hard to get out of the hair, like bubble gum. :shrug:

The good news, there's a better place than your hair, in your head for bubble gum.

The bad news is that bubble gum can be bad for your teeth.

The good news is, brushing your teeth a couple of times a day helps stop that nasty effect.

The bad news is, if everyone stops chewing gum, how will we fix anything?