I am most happy when there is no junk food in the house to devour.

I never eat junk food.

i really just don't want a piece of steak that Mayhem is grilling

My friends aren't jealous of my dog eating roast beef twice this week.

I am especially impressed at stooping and scooping after his feasts of rare beef. :line:

I had a good time at work today.

I hate not going to work this morning.

I'm looking forward to BOTH meetings at work today.

Potato chips are so gross!

I don't really care if my dreams come true or not.

I've been soo productive today

I got dressed today

I've been stroking my cock and dripping pre-cum all day long.

MMMMmmmmmmmm...... too bad that's a lie...



I don't wanna to get off

Sucks that I'm off work and having nothing to do but play smut games.

I know what you mean. Retirement and all that idle time are disgusting.