reading glasses...(huh)
 

It’s much harder to empty your mailbox when you have to do it with a white cane!:cool:
(public humiliation)

:yellghst:

I want a new Xmas outfit too!!!!! ;) :D :D

Some Ladies you just don't want to mess with....LOL...:D :D

Diva, u dnt need an outfit, u look good the way u are ;):D

weeeeehhheee, what a woman :D

Humour
 

Diva

Bet she rolls her own tampons too.

OF

Ewwwwwwww I DO NOT ROLL MY OWN TAMPONS!!!! :D :D

But if you wish....you can insert them for me!!!!!! :p :p

Tampons
 

Diva you minx.

I was referring to the lady with the heavy duty vibrator.

I am sure yours are pretty and delicate and wonderful,

just like you.

Some people will do anything for a compliment.

Awwwwwwwwwww..... guess I am not awake yet!!!!!!!

You are a sweet one ((((((OLDFART)))))))

Diva
 

That's my excuse.
I'll sell you another one cheap.

Honest Oldfart.

Well I am buying!!!! :D :D

Excuse
 

OK

Send $25Canadian (250 million Australian pesos) to my

post box and you've bought

"Dont blame me, Oldfart told me to!"

I'll send you 50 canadian....I know somebody who just robbed a bank!!!!!! :D :D ;)

Notes not stuck together please.

You know this straight shooter?

The truth is out!!!! :D :D