The

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

W. C. Fields

weasel



Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

unknowen

free

No human being , however great, or powerful , was ever so free as a fish .

John Ruskin

NO

Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

Carl Jung

power

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword

Charles Reade

beauty

The girl in the omnibus had one of those faces of marvellous beauty which are seen casually in the streets but never among one's friends.
It was perfect in its softened classicality - a Greek face translated into English. Moreover she was fair, and her hair pale chestnut.
Where do these women come from? Who marries them? Who knows them?

~ Thomas Hardy

one

e pluribus unum ~ from many, one

many

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. "

Flannery O'Connor

bestseller

Best-sellerism is the star system of the book world. A bestseller is a celebrity among books. It is a book known primarily (sometimes exclusively) for its well-knowness.

~ Daniel J. Borostin

~sometimes

Sometimes, my dear, a cigar is just a cigar.

Sigmund Freud

My

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member .

Groucho Marx

accept


Grant me the courage to change those things I can
Grant me the patience to accept those things I can't change
Grant me the wisdom to know the difference between the two

Voltaire

I(I know, I'm going the easy route)

I too am not a bit tamed....I too am untranslatable
I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world

~Walt Whitman~

Sound

The hills are alive with the sound of music.
With the songs they have sung
For a thousand years.

Ocar Hammerstein

sound

'Till you're safe and sound
'Til you're safe and sound
It's beauty in release
No one left to please
But you and me

~ Sheryl Crowe

YOU!
 

Women, you can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts.

- George Wendt as Norm Peterson on Cheers

;)
-CK

women

You know, the more I see of women, the more I think there ought to be a law. Something has got to be done about this sex, or the whole fabric of Society will collapse, and then what silly asses we shall all look.

~ P. G. Wodehouse

society


"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head."

Jean Cocteau

Poison

What is food to one man is bitter poison to others .

Lucretius

is

"Live Free or Die, Death is not the worst of evils"

General John Stark

The

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

insanity

See, its a crazy world we're living in
And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin
Is all we have to give these -

Futures made of virtual insanity now
Always seem to, be govern'd by this love we have
For useless, twisting, our new technology
Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground

~ Jamiroquai

crazy

Sleepin vervy soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreamin I was Al Capone
Rumor's goin round, gotta clear outa town
smellin like a dry fish bone
Here come the law gotta break down the door
carry me away once more
never, never, never want it anymore
gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, Stone Cold Crazy, you know!

~Queen~

Fish

Let them eat the lie and swallow it with their bread .
Whether the two were lovers or not , they'll have accounted to God for it by now . I have my own fish to fry .

Miguel de Cervantes

bread

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

~ Fran Leibowitz

axe

He is nothing common did or mean
Upon that memorable scene ,
Butwith his keener eye
The axe"s edge did try .

Andrew Marvell

is

It depends on what your definition of 'is' is.
William J. Clinton

It

It is better to live rich than to die rich......
Samuel Johnson

rich

"We live in cheap an twisted times.
Our leaders are low-rent Fascists and our laws are a tangle of mockeries. Recent polls indicate that the only people who feel optimistic about the future are first-year law students who expect to get rich by haggling over the ruins... and they are probably right."

Hunter S. Thompson,

students

My students are dismayed when I say to them 'Half of what you are taught as medical students will in ten tears have been shown to be wrong , and the trouble is , none of your teachers know which half .'

C Sidney Burwell

You

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.

Price Cobb

you

If you don't like something, change it.
If you can't change it, change your attitude.

~ Maya Angelou

Your

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Judith Martin

your

Get up, stand up,
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up,
Never give up the fight.

~ Bob Marley

The

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

and

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain and long words
bother me...

~ A. A. Milne

A

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.:D

Kin Hubbard

boys

"Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"

P.J. O'Rourke

~whiskey

"Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women"

Phill Harris

women

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car."
Luis Guzman, 'Traffic'