What will I be looking up while laying benieth you?



Cute little sexy Blinky Men

what will be on top of you while you're looking at the moonlit sky?

hard as a rock

How hard do Cute Little Blinky Men get?




Moaning and groaning

what do cute little blinky men do to eliza?

rockin and rollin

what kind of music will we have on in the background?



engorged

what is your mouth?

wet and slippery

How do you best describe a post coital rubber meeting the road?

A time out

What do you call a potty break during a night of lovemaking?

Less filling.

What would you call sex with someone 5" compared to someone 8"?


Kibbles and bits

What do dogs think is being said when some guy says, "Nibbles dem' tits."?

Take me out to the ballgame.

what is what ozzy osbourne tried to sing at wrigley field....

if you build it, he will come

What is a museum for panties?


morning sex

What did Steps have today, that I didn't?

tight pants

What's the best free laxative?

Hump your leg.

Irish has met my dog! What does he do?

pee on the carpet

What happens when I read some of the Smut games postings?



catnip and hairballs

Two things on my shelf :)


tail

what am I always chasing?

saliva

What makes a good, impromtu lubricant during lovemaking?

BBQ sauce

what is yet another food group for impromptu foreplay?

six pack

What's a compromise between a can and a keg?

It's Miller time.

what happens when Randall Simon swings a bat a running sausage?

back bacon

What happens if you lay on your stomach in the sun too long?


Rock n Roll

what is what do I say when I'm hittin the road after a long week at work?

sucks to be you

What do you think when I tell you I have to work this weekend?


can't get enough

what is having a horny wife who wants you all the time?

milk duds

What is one of my least favorite candies?

dog tired

what is what I am after the hellish week i had?

ju jubes

What sticks to my teeth and drives me crazy?

Jack Daniels

what could I use a glass of right now?

tgif

What do we say today?


MILF

What are ladies I saw a few of today?

kickboxing

What sport is tough for me to understand?

sportfishing

what is something I"ve never been interested in?

haggus

What is a vegetarian's worst nightmare?

sniffles, lack of taste and smell, sneezing, headache

how does steph feel right now?

orgasm

What do you get when you play with a Hammond organ?

dental floss

What is my favorite material for bikinis?

gauze

what goes on your knees to cover up the rough spots after spending too much time on them?

alex trebek

What does a clueless "queen" think going to a gang bang to hear a little chin music means?

strike three.