I did once when someone told me about literotica ... but while it was a good story site, it didn't compare with Pixies.

I've never made bread from scratch.

Boy, it's been a long time but I think I had some Americanized haggis (skinless). I hadn't really thought about it for a long time.

I've never done any diving using scuba gear.

I have, but that's when I lived in Baltimore.

I've never run out of gas in my car.

true

I never go dancing

rarely


I never masterbate!

I do!

I never get my hair colored

I never do either ... :)

I've never eaten two banana splits back-to-back.

I've not done that YET, but I'm willing if osuche is up to it. ;)

I've never had Fatal Attraction-like sex on the countertop.

I haven't either, but ... er ... back to the banana splits ... :lust:

:D

I've never seen a rattle snake except in a zoo.

I saw a baby with no rattles yet outside a building I lived in.


I have never been more excited to move then I am this time.

I'm getting excited about moving out, but it's going to be another year!

I've never found a place better than where I grew up

I have

I've never eaten emu

I've had ostrich...that's close enough!


I've never padlocked my... oh wait, never mind. :D


I've never performed oral on someone with pierced genitals.

Nope never


I never performed a lap dance.

I haven't either ... but you could borrow my lap if you'd like to practice? :lust:

I haven't had much luck with that line. :(

Maybe you luck is changing ;)

I never had a vegetable garden.

We did once ... but when I neighbor started a bigger and better one and kept giving us produce or selling it cheap ... we lost interest in doing our own. :D

I never have ridden in a hot air balloon.

Nope I have never


I never went Salsa dancing.

I never have, either.

I always pick the pecans out of mixed nuts and eat them first!

I always do that too!


I never get tired of getting presents.

I don't either.

I love to sleep in the nude.

Yep, that's the way I prefer to sleep.


I never used the services of a paid escort.

me neither.

i never waste time in word games.

Ummm... I think you're looking for the Lies game!
I waste more than my fair share in word games.


I never am amazed at what some people say.

i always am.

i hate wearing sweaters in summer.

Me, too.


I never wear long underwear when I'm hot. :devilish:

I never wear long underwear when I'm cold. :D


I also never go jogging.

nor do I

I never say no to passion

I would hope not.


I never listen to rap music on purpose.

Me, neither.



I never pass up a free meal with friends unless I already have other plans.

... unless, of course, my wife has plans for us. :)

I never was a member at a country club.

nope never was


I have never taken ballroom dance lessons.

I never have either.

I've never learned how to do the Texas Line Dance.

I never did, either.


I never did act out that one fantasy.

Hmmmmm...I *have* acted out a fantasy or two, so I'll just answer in the affirmative. :D

I've never dyed my hair a color drastically different from its natural one.

I've never dyed my hair.


I never saw a ufo.

No I haven't.

I never would hurt someone's feeling's intensionally.

I have, and would. I can't say that I'd feel good about it afterwards though.

I've never hit a lady.