I just got back from streaking naked through my neighborhood.

OMG!!!!! So glad I didn't see THAT! :wish:

I keep a set of lawnchairs set up just in case one of our Pixie ladies comes streaking by.

Get your binoculars ready, cause I'm heading your way right this minute.

Okay ... popcorn's ready; binocular's all set; street light turned up to "max" lighting! Yep, all ready. :slurp:

I'm frozen stiff!

I'm not enjoying this day off at all.

My husband didn't like catching me in the kitchen with nothing on but a pair of pink panties and white socks.

NOT a mental picture I like Pita!!! :D

Do you think he was concerned you were overdressed?

Pixie men are sooooooooooo boring and undersexed.

Pixie lasses are so uncomplinentary.

I get no enjoyment from seeing one of Coaster's posts.

Seeing Pita here is such a turnoff!

^^^^^^^^He makes me yawn!