TimTams (and Scotch Finger biscuits) being sold by the metre in long skinny boxes.

This.

Totally SFW.

Amazon keep inviting me to buy some toys from Gerber, but won't send them overseas to me.

Not impressed.

I saw that too! That's a cool video.

I won a bottle of Johhny Walker Scotch at the Club last night.

It's nice to turn a profit for a change.

I have a ripe strawberry on one of my plants. I need to pick it and eat it before the critters beat me to it!

Aw, that's too bad AZ. Oh well, at least you know there's one happy critter running around. :boink:

No, I beat the critter...this time. It was delicious! (The strawberry, not the critter.)

The critter didn't taste as nice?

Choose a different critter then if that one didn't taste good.

I don't eat "critters." If it wasn't part of the Fisher-Price farm playset, I don't eat it. I like my food domesticated.

. . . . and plastic?

Plastic cats and dogs and cute little white bunnies?? :faint:








:D

And plastic horse, not to mention the farmer.

I said don't mention the farmer.

Just curious, but what kind of wine goes best with plastic chicken anyway? :rofl:

Zinfandel, it's almost a wine.

You are all hilarious. And I mean that. :D

I bet dollars to donuts that AZ's eating of the farmer left a smile on that farmer's face.

The Plastic Cannibals would make a good band name.

^^^ :rofl:

Sounds good to me.

working my way through Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum novels one by one :) FUNNY stuff!

I've read those! Well, I think most of them anyway. I believe I got up to number 9. One for the money is hitting theaters soon too.

One For The Money hit theaters here last weekend. I just havent had the $ or a babysitter to be able to go check it out.

I wasn't sure if it had already come out or if there was still a few weeks. The commercials looked good. I thoroughly enjoyed what I read of the series.

OF's new thread. :rofl:

Yesterday, getting The Fab Four FAQ 2.0 from Amazon.
Today, this thread...at least the part about AZ's eating habits.

My daughter confirmed that I was not so drunk last night that I ate an icecream and forgot about it. I just can't count.

I have no idea how long this link will last.

The Oz ABC has a satirical spot after a current affairs show.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-02-...ge-news/3834912

Jonathan Swift would be proud!

Loved the Liliput reference.

Flirtatious twentysomething barista at the coffee shop made me smile today!

finding out my baby sister, whom Ive not seen in 2.5 yrs, and her family is coming to visit for a week! YAY! :)

My co-working presenting me with a silly rattlesnake hat. Yes, it rattles.

Porthos telling us something.

Company at last, I'd almost given up. Twice I've thrown myself under a glass of Port.

Only twice OldFart? Figured you for liking port a bit more than that.

I do. If you're going to do yourself in with port, you need to draw it out and suffer long.

Getting there is half the fun.

In this case, getting there is all the fun.