I just broke the bank at our local casino! :)

I just robbed a bank! :jester:

I just read about that in the latest edition of Perversion Excursion. :boink:

I adore people who jump in line at the movies. :spin:

I hate going to the movies.

I just had wild sex with Johnny Depp.

Pittsburgh is built on a flat, dry plain.

I'm going to have to log off soon so I can catch my plane for Tahiti where I'm going to spend the day fishing off my yacht surrounded by a bevy of beautiful gals! :)

The weather here is crisp and clear.

We didn't have Mexican food for lunch.

I will be staying home this evening.

I'm looking forward to winter.

I worked hard all day long.

I think I'll buy a old-fashion paddle wheel riverboat and call it "Da Belle of Pixieland"

The Orioles are in first place in the AL East!