Har Hardee Har Har!

False

Wireless NICs are a godsend.

True. It rained almost two inches over last night, but the day has been great.

You need to have some work done on one of your cars.

False, Knock on Wood mine is running great.


You brought work home with you this weekend.

False ... that's one of the benefits of retirement. :)

You bought some new clothes recently.

False


Your S/O hair was done last week.

No, but he is looking a little shaggy. :D



You need to do some laundry.

True. Bleah. :(



It has been a quiet weekend.

FALSE...

i just got done shaving....EVERYTHING.

False, but I will be doing that very soon. ;)


I'm having a throbbing feeling going on.

Give me a minute. :D

I'm getting ready for bed.

False


You will return to work today.

False

You're ready for retirement

(tess it was oh so true)

False - i wish i had the money to retire in my 20s!

I'm sore all over from last nights activities ;-)

false....

I wish I was sore all over from last night's activities.... :D

actually musicman that was true ;-)

TRUE

I just cooked a big juicy steak and I'm eating it while I browse Pixies.

False ... not at 3:45AM. :)

I'm listening to music.

True


You enjoy Country & Western music

Very false


You enjoy folk music

True (some)


Guitar: electric versus acoustic

False: as in, false dichotomy.

Each is has it's own qualities, and what really matters is if the artist is using each to it's own strong points.

I prefer ice skating to swimming.

False. I have no grace on skates


I need a new body

False, just a little less of the one I have. :)

I need something to drink.

True


You have had a coffee today.

false

u have had a hot chocolate today

False, but it does sound good. :)

Today sounds like a day for the park

True ... but it has been a while ... perhaps too long ... :)


Yesterday was a GOOD day.

True

This will be a busy weekend

True


Not much summer left this year.

True (it's going by fast)

Our back lawn needs mowing.

True

T or F its raining right now

False

Ready for winter

False


You are listening to music.

False. I was, but I switched over to "Murder, She Wrote" just a few minutes ago.

You got a lot of rain today.

Not a drop


You want the hot weather to leave.

False

Looking forward to summer

True ... if only we could get by this coming winter. :)

Feeling very good today.

False, going through caffeine withdrawals at the moment.


Need to go start dinner.

True.


Wishes he/she was orgasming now.