I had wild, passionate sex with Sandra Bullock and Gigi last night!

I can hardly wait to get our new Nudist Resort opened.

I just hate hanging out at nudist resorts!

Is the place or the hangings? :spin:



:D

It's all those lusicious boobs that scare me!

I'm sure glad that everyone's having so much fun in Syria and that we're thinking of joining the party. :yikes:

I was so happy to come back to work after my 9 days off.

We heard their business dropped off 75% or more while you were gone. :boink:

I’m not going to the Maryland Renfest later today.

I really am not missing my buddy PF!!

I'm soooo looking forward to work today! :ranting:

I am so put off having my family for dinner.

I sure hate Sunday football.

It's terrible when your favorite team wins a game in football because it leaves you nothing to mourn about.

I just heard on the NEWS that Congress and the Administration have agreed to everything.