Fortunately, the boat was drifting in the right direction, and our travelers slowly floated towards the Amish bar downstream.

fortunately, the intestines from one of the goats were found to be strong enough to make a new pull rope

oops

unfortunately the bar was closed and the villagers were in a coma like state

fortunately all the people in a coma had smiles on their faces and didn't notice our travelers.

Fortunately, the two oral crazed ladies from the bar knew a special oral technique for bringing villagers out of comas that they had learned from sherpas while on Spring Break. Apparently the thought the HIMaLAYa's were a happenin' place for meeting guys.

Unfortunately, the oral-crazed ladies thought they needed mountain-climbing gear in order to perform the techniques.

Fortunately, someone started yelling 'REEEEECOOOOOLAAAA' and the ladies thought they were already in the mountains and they began performing oral on all residents of the village.

unfortuneately, one of them choked on a cough drop:p

Fortunately, a 78-year old grandmother stepped up behind the choking lady, wrapped her pudgy arms around the woman, and squeezed.

Unfortunately she squeezed so hard, her liver popped out.

All right--I'm laughing so hard I can hardly respond to this! :D

Fortunately, the doctor had been glueing those livers together pretty quickly, so he threw the woman down on a table and proceeded to start preparations for a liver transplant.

Unfortunately, when he threw her down he forgot that this was the table he had set the liver on and he squashed it with the woman.

Fortunately, at that very moment, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, wandered by and offered to help.

Unfortunately, Dr. Quinn got cancelled by slipping on all the blood and knocking her head against the door post.

Fortunately, all the doctors from St. Elsewhere, ER, and Chicago Hope pulled up in a bus right at that moment.