...Dove Bars are to Ice cream.


Customer service is to the Post office as...

a hockey puck is to a golf course.

Love is to sex as ....

....hate is to not gettin' any.




Rolls Royce is to Volkswagen as....

...silk is to cotton.



Cheese is to pizza as.....

not gettin' any is to masterbation.

Popcorn is to a movie as...

...Multiple Orgasms are to Sex.


Caves are to Mountains as…

... cornfields are to the midwest.

Pens are to paper as ...

... razors are to beavers.


Sunny, clear days are to Seattle as ...

.... never having rain is to the UK.



A roaring fire is to warming toes as.....

... heavy downpour is to soaking your clothes.


A Proctologist is to a Dentist as…

... as a plumber is to a ceiling repairer.

Pixies are to people as ...

.....oxygen is to breathing!

A flower is to a meadow.....

As pubic hairs are to the sweet womanly well.

Screwdriver is to Vodka as....

....Martini is to Gin


John Deere is to Rednecks ....
(p.s. no offense here, i myself am a redneck after all)

.....as heat is to the sun!

Red is to the color of blood as.......