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Teddy Bear 07-18-2010 02:30 PM

Age males and females 'peak' sexually:

Male peak 18-25
Female peak 25-40

I used to think how terrible it was we didn't peak at the same time. But now I have figured out why we don't. We would never get anything else done, never get out of the house, never get dressed, never eat, and end up killing the human race. So it must be for survival??

Just enjoy it!! Make sure jeeping takes his vitamins!!!!! Have fun, and as some one posted before me...... wheres the pics?? :D

lafehubert 07-26-2010 06:33 PM

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I'm still looking for a girl that can keep up with me! As for peaking, I just turn 32 and was wondering when I was going to.

nikki1979 07-29-2010 08:08 PM

took my mom home...but after driving 9 hrs yesty and 10 today (damned rain) im freaking dead......so not giving any up to night! tomorrow i plan on making some noise tho!!

Lord Snow 07-29-2010 09:37 PM

May I listen at the key hole of your bedroom door?

gekkogecko 07-30-2010 09:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by nikki1979
tomorrow i plan on making some noise tho!!


Yeah, but are you setting up the recording devices?

Lord Snow 07-30-2010 04:02 PM

Well, that's a given if I can get there in enough time. I might even be able to set up a couple of web cams and live stream it and record at the same time.

nikki1979 07-30-2010 09:12 PM

*grumble*Bitch*pout* he was an ass tonight so there was no way i was giving him any, hes at work now and outta my hair at least... gonna have to go perving all by myself LMAO!

jseal 07-31-2010 06:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Snow
Well, that's a given if I can get there in enough time. I might even be able to set up a couple of web cams and live stream it and record at the same time.

Ya gotta luv the web! :thumbs:

gekkogecko 07-31-2010 01:18 PM

And what direction are you perving now, Nikki?

nikki1979 07-31-2010 01:47 PM

ummmmmmmmm north??? LOL!!!

drity stories baby!! gotta luv em!!!

gekkogecko 08-01-2010 11:39 AM

Dirty story:

First, there was solid rock. Then, the continued heating from the sun and cooling at night broke off a large chunk of the rock. Then there was an earthquake, and the chunk of rock rolled into a stream. The action of the stream bashed the chunk into other rocks, grdually breaking the rock into smaller & smaller pieces. The waters receded, leaving the pebbles exposed to the wind. At time, the wind blew strongly, picking up the pebbles and depositing them over other areas , and wearing them down into miniscule pieces. Sometimes, the pebbles were again submerged, becomming coaated with dead and decalying plant and animal matter. At other times, the pebbles were again exposed to the air, where the winds intermixed the pebbles & decayed organic material, often again wearing the pebbles into smaller & smaller pieces.

And that's how you get dirt.

nikki1979 08-01-2010 10:38 PM

:)) to funny!

Coaster 08-05-2010 02:21 AM

Gotta love a loud lady!!!! :D

themi01 08-05-2010 09:45 AM

Gekko great story Nikki I'm still a short drive away....... AWWW JEEZEE can't anyone take a joke

nikki1979 08-05-2010 11:48 AM

oh man i am a happy bunny this morning! got ravaged this morning when he got home form work...was able to moan as load as i wanted! was able to get my ass smacked with a real smack, not no puny light BS....
im ready to go wake him up for round 2 LOL!!! wonder how he would like that tho...he may LOL!! ill be nice tho cuz i know he has to wor tonight, but damn id like to wake him up by sitting on his face!

***afterglowing***


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