Unfortunately, there were lawsuits, and the plant had to shut down, forcing non-Amish people out of work.

Fortunately a traveling sex show had arrived in town and offered the out of work people jobs with their show.

Unfortunately, the people were so depressed that they could not perform in the show.:p

Man, that's pretty depressed. :P

Fortunately, the druggist in town had just been visited by the drug representative and had an ample supply of Prozac in stock.

Unfortunately he did not have enough for everyone

Fortunately, the distribution center was in the very next town.

unforunately, the next town is an hour away

Fortunately, there was a little-known shortcut bringing the time down to two minutes ( now that's one heck of a shortcut :D ).

sure is lol...

unfortunately during the short cut they got lost in the dark woods with nothing around them

Fortunately, with nothing around them ... the woods filled with missing trees didn't obstruct their view and they could see their destination.

lol.

unfortunately, it was a mirage because they were so depressed

Fortunatly the mirage turned out to be the apparitaion of the long forgotted sexgoddess and she began to tell them secrets

Unfortunately, they weren't *her* secrets, and they had nothing to do with how to get out of the woods.

Fortunately....a tornado appeared and carried them away to that little ghost town a few miles up the road.

Unfortunately, it dumped them all in the large pen belonging to the local hog farmer. (Hey, gotta throw something "Iowa" in!)

Fortunately...they were in dire need of a body mud bath!! So they romped in the mud till they got crusty!!

Unfortunately, one of them (who didn't know previously) was allergic to mud, and started to have a reaction.

Fortunately, while a hardon is a reaction, it's generally not life-threatening.

lol @dicksbro

Unfortunately, the reaction also caused swelling and hives upon the man's hard-on.

Ouch.

Fortunately ... er .... fortunately? Okay, fortunately he was so excited the swelling and hives only added to his stimulation (boy is that tough to imagine :D ),

:D LMAO. I wondered how you were going to handle that one!

Unfortunately, he put more mud on his erection, thinking it would cool it down and help heal it.

Fortunately speaking of handling a beautiful lady grabbed it and stroked him removing the mud causing the swelling to decrease and used her tongue to easy the hives.

Unfortunately, she had just eaten chunky peanut butter and the fragments from the peanuts scratched terribly.

Fortunately she noticed the problem and quickly licked off the nuts, not to mention the hard-on, resulting in pleasurable tremors.

Unfortunately the peanut butter got stuck to the roof of her mouth causing her to gag. Making the guy worried that he was going to deep. Causing him to shrink and blush.

Fortunately, the blushing turned her on and when she caught her breath, she dove right back in causing him to become erect once more.

Unfortunately, his erection caused him great pain.

Fortunately, the woman saw he was in pain, and thought a different kind of "rubbing" might be in order.

Unfortunately, as she rubbed the pain only seemed to become worse.

Fortunately, the woman had a friend who came over to play tag-team, and she had another idea.

Fortunately, she only hit the man's erection once.

Unfortunately, so much time passed by worrying about his erection and the swelling, that unknown to those around him, he ended up cumming anyway and was last seen walking towards his car.

Fortunately, by then her friend had arrived, and had also brought quite a variety of sex toys.

Unfortunately, he forgot the batteries. ( At least that happens to us :( )

Fortunately, they were solar powered...

unfortunately it was overcast and raining :(

Fortunately, one of the local townsfolk had a UV lamp and brought it to the man.

Unfortunately there was no where to plug it in

Fortunately a portable generator was around the barn so the town people brought it so they could plug it in.