What did the carnival ride fan ask for?

Bottoms up.

What was the last thing the Fraternity pledges heard before they saw stars?

Special Delivery

How else might a lover describe the personal attention he/she gives their partner?

Two books in one.

What is the daily discount at the local racetrack?

Food for the soul.

What do you call ogling pictures of food?

security in numbers

What is pixie courage?

odorific smegma

Are smelling salts the same as salty smells?

freelance

What's a fast track to starvation? :)

veggie burger

What Steph eats all the time.

Erect nipples

What makes my tongue stick out?

Erect cock

What would prevent a good pussy from being completely wasted?



wet panties

What needs to be removed for more fun?


fast times

What does a pixie clock keep track of?


wet willie

What do you get when you mix Bill Clinton and a playmate?




Up Yours!

What did the doctor say at the start of the rectal exam.

Not already!

What did the groom say when the bride announced she's pregnant?






Sixteen Chickens and a Tambourine

Remember the song, "Whole Lot of Clucking Going On?"

Think small.

What did Tom Thumb's tailor have to do?




Pit crew

What the California rasins have after their singing career ended.


malted milkballs

What would be a delicious flavor for men's edible underwear?



marshmallow peeps

What wouldn't be fun to find in a pair of panties.

blindfold

What have I never used during sex............yet. ;)?



Feathers and velvet

What would both tickle and excite BCG?

Curly fries

What is one of the menu choices at Arby's?



body paint

What do I get when I paint a room? :(

Pretty Woman

What do most women aspire to be?



Brown-eyed Handsome Man

Who is "Brown-Eyed Girl" married to?

Burning desire

What does sugarsprinkles want?


Ice cubes

What would I guy need to get any rest in a room full of pixie ladies?

Unchained Melody

What's the first thing the police did when they busted through my basement door?

Cheap seats

What are "Port-a-Potties?"

Sweet nothings.

What's the name of Weight Watcher's new candies?

Upside Down

What's the best position for oral sex when your partner is standing?

Home is where the heart is.

What did Igor say to Dr. Frankenstein in the middle of surgery?

An apple a day

What was Eve's motto?

boiled peanuts and Big Red

What things characterized Irish elephant tamers?

Chugga chugga toot toot.

What was the theme song for my college dorm?


Green Sharpie Marker

What does a $50 bill provide for a waiter.

Biscuits and gravey

What does a message from Horseman12 mean to me?

The WHOLE damn world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who needs peace?

Great taste ... less filling.