Green M&M's are to sex as ... red roses are to flying.


Bacon is to eggs as ...

Bacon is to eggs as ... jelly is to toast.

Love is to sex as ...

Love is to sex as ... Devotion is to Running.


Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ...

Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ... fat, beer-bellied men are to television presentations of the Super Bowl. :D

Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ...

Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ... a stiff breeze is to a day of sailing.


AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ...

AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ... the transportation industry is to Pinewood Derby cars.

Condoms are to birthday balloons as ...

Condoms are to birthday balloons as ... hockey masks are to halloween masks.


Fish are to lakes as ...

Fish are to lakes as ... birds are to sky.

Bathrooms are to baths as ...

Bathrooms are to baths as ... Cars are to Back seats.


Black garters are to men's imaginations as ...

Black garters are to men's imaginations as ... muscle shirts are to women's.

Semen stains are to trousers as ...

ripped pantyhose are to dresses.

Vibes are to women as ...

Vibes are to women as ... just about anything is to a man.


Missionary position is to sex as ...

Missionary position is to sex as ... apples are to fruit.


Naughtiness is to sex as...

... porn is to pornographers.

Sunshine is to mornings as ...

Sunshine is to Mornings as ... Orgasms are to Sex.


TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ...

TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ... cumming is to sex.


Broccoli is to Chinese food as...

Broccoli is to Chinese food as... a Dead battery is to a Vibrator.
:D

Oil is to Massage as ...

Oil is to Massage as ... broccoli is to Chinese food :D

Fish is to Friday as...

Fish is to Friday as...chicken is to Kentucky.

Organs are to music as ...

Organs are to music as ... kissing is to sex


Satin sheets are to beds as...

Satin sheets are to beds as...socks are to freshly polished hardwood floors!

Pubic hairs are to teeth as...

Pubic hairs are to teeth as ... pepper is to a nose.

Ketchup is to hamburgers as ...

Ketchup is to hamburgers as ... lube is to anal sex :D

Cat is to meow as ...

(OMG ... I may never eat another hamburger with ketchup on it. :D :D)

Cat is to meow as ... dog is to bark.

Osuche's avatar :lust: is to sexual stimulation as ...

Osuche's avatar is to sexual stimulation as ... a prologue is to a book.

(sorry to ruin ketchup for you!)

Dicksbro is to humor as...

Dicksbro is to humor as... Frank Sinatra is to song. (and by that I don't mean Diksbro has to have the mafia laugh at his jokes. :D )


[of course, I could have said: as Broccoli is to Chinese Food.]
:D :D


Corncobs are to Toilet paper as ...

Corncobs are to toilet paper as ... sleeves are to runny noses.

"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ...

"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ... a rumbly-growling-tummy is to running .


Milk is to cereal as.....

Milk is to Cereal as .... Lubricant is to Sex.


Foot-long is to hotdog as ...

Foot-long is to hotdog as ... thick is to hamburger.

Oxygen is to air as ...

Oxygen is to air as ... tongue is to kiss.


Slowly striptease is to Anticipation as ...

Slowly striptease is to anticipation as ... a hand is to stimulation.

Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ...

Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ... Saws are to Logging.

Tattoos are to Skin as ...

Tattoos are to Skin as ... hair transplants are to scalps.

Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ...

Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ... oral is to sex.

Slippers are to shoes as...

Slippers are to shoes as...gloves are to mittons.

Drool is to excitement as ...

Drool is to excitement as ... Foam is to Beer.


Politicians are to Truth as ...

Politicians are to Truth as ... Hell is to Heaven.

Candy is to food as ...

Candy is to food as ... Sex is to Physical activity.


Escalators are to Stairs as ...

Escalators are to Stairs as ... elevators are to helium baloons.

Coitus is to mating as ...