I would be it's so obvious pretending to ejaculate. I doubt she'd believe me. ;)

Would you run naked in your back yard?

I can't remember the last time I ran through the back yard with clothes ON!

Would you ever boink your secretary?

Well since I're retired and like to call my wife my "social secretary," I'll treat "boink" as meaning having sex (rather than hitting or something :D) and say, YES, YES, YES!

Would you ever go with your spouse/so to a striptease show?

NO...but I'd go with Horseman12 :))))

would you ever let someone touch and stroke you there while you were driving?

Yep. Been there, done that, and loved it.

Would you ever use a strap-on?

I'll try anything twice

Would you ever run naked in public

Does a nudist resort count? Did that.

Would you make out in a movie?

With horseman12 I would!!!

Would you ever secretly bring someone off in a public place. (like under a resteraunt table)

Um...know that Alanis Morrisette song about the theater? Been there and done that. ;)

Would you ever send flowers, just because?

Oh yes and do!!!!

would you count the cost if you REALLY wanted something bad?

Within limits the cost is a nominal after thought.

Would you ever masturbate infront of your lover?

Doesn't everyone????

Would you ever pretend to cum?

Would if she wanted to watch.

Would you ever masturbate for a stranger?

eh????

no I wouldn't

would you ever masterbate your lover while someone watched?

My wife would have to ask and even then I'm not totally sure. Probably ... if she asked.

Would you, if dressed, spread your legs a bit to entice someone to look?

If you count wearing viberating panties while out for coffee, yes.

Would you ever design a sex game to play with your lover?

hehe...I might

Would you ever say no!!!

Yes. Boundries are important.

Would you ever buy a sex toy just for him because you are going away for a while?

yes if he wanted one

would you ever say no to the one you loved

no if it pleased her.

Would you ever play games in the bed?

But of course

Would you ever eat something you hated when invited to dinner with friends

only if it was something one of the kids had made!

would you ever say "I love you" when u didn't mean it?

have to .... an expected habit. Isn't that sad.....but never to horseman12...I always mean it

would you ever smack a really naughty child?

I would rather use duct tape.

Would you ever use toppings in bed?

as a sexual enticement....or something to keep you warmer?
either way YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Would you ever use fruit as part of your sexual funning?

I would like to try sometime.

Would you ever fall asleep while having sex?

Yikes!! What a horrible thought! Only if I've died... otherwise, NEVER!!


Would you ever have sex with your S/O while they're asleep?

Pleasing her 24/7 works for me.

Would you ever love to have your face between two lovely breasts.

I've tried but can only get my tongue to nipple--can't bury the whole face. :D

Would you ever enlarge and frame your photo for your sweetie's desk?

If my sweetie had a desk to put it on.

Would you ever do what your S/O trully wanted of you?

Yes, do it all of the time.

Would you give up your Saturday of relaxation to work around the house?

Do most of the time.

Would you ever stop to smell the roses.

I try very hard to remember to do that...have a tendency to plow on through.

Would you ever join a group you weren't entirely comfortable with, just to be around someone?

BTDT, I'd be lesslikely to in the future.

Have you ever denied knowing you were being lied to because of the love you felt for the liar?

yes,before i walked in on him and another girl in my bed no less....but we wont go there...


Would you ever meet a stranger in a hotel to have hot sex?

Been there and done that. :D

Would you ever stay home because you were waiting on a call?

I have, and might again if I'm waiting for the right person.

Would you ever ask to be held and nothing more?

Sunday was one of those days.

Would you ever squeeze charmin?

Just because Mr. Whipple told me not to. ;)

Would you ever aim for the rain puddles?

Not if someone was near by. I try and respect those that are walking. We all should do more of it.

Would you ever go out without wearing panties just so your S/O can get easier access?