But of course, that's what I did. Now where would you like me to put the cream?

Perhaps madam would like to taste the fruits of her efforts...

Oh my, it tastes so creamy, so sweet......may I see if the other creams taste the same before I order more?

Would Madam like to slect a different server? I'm told that variety is the spice of life...

No sir..please stay with me and take care of my hunger needs......please.

But of course, if Madam requests it. I was merely thinking that a second helping could be from a different source.

Madam, would you mind taste testing my cream as well?

oh yes please......... the creams are all different...i love them all........

Would the lady like a cherry with her cream?

That would be delightful

A large dark red one with no pip?

Perfect....and sir, what do you recommend me to fill my mouth with after?

Something long, filling perhaps and very tasty.

Ok, I'd like one of those to start and can I order the "all you can eat"?

I'm thinking of starting with some chilled vodka, straight up.

That drinks on me doll.......come join me in the private dining area, order whatever your little heart desires.

Thank you madam........... That drink tastes wonderful on you!

MMMMM.... I'll have some vanilla bean creme brulee and a cup of reaaally good french roast with cream.

And when I get home, I'll have some chocolate whipped cream ala cock please.

That's some appatite you have there IWM. Apparantly you came to the right place.

Me lady would like a large red cherry on that too?

Believe me, I know.

Since it's morning, I would like to have Eggs Benedict, orange juice, sliced tomatoes and cucumber sprinkled with basil....and of course coffee.

A night cap would be nice......... who's serving it up tonite?

Sorry we are all out of caps.

Eggs Benedict, hashbrowns with fried onions, fresh squeezed orange juice, hot coffee - black and a sexy man sitting across from me to flirt with...

Hi :) Yes, I will have what she is having.^^^^^^^^

nothing cos if i'm in a 5 star restaurant and the lady is dressed like a dream for the occassion i'd pay the bill and whisk her home and make sweet love with a tib of chocolate ice cream after i have undressed her slowly taking in the beautiful effect untill she is down to just stockings and heels

I'd have salmon tartar and a glass of white bordeaux please....and maybe some bread.

pint of old speckled hen a 24 oz T bone and profiteroles for dessert

just want to cover the *tip*

With whipped cream?

I wouldn't know what the hell to order in a 5-star restaurant.

I'd be happy to select your dinner for you, Aqua....but Imight want a tip afterwards. ;)

May I suggest a slice of the house cheesecake for the Gentleman (I am told it is particularly tasty today). He may select his choice of toppings...

And would Madam be interested in some Prime Rib?

Only if it's attached to the "flank of jseal"

:D

Madam is very kind. I am sure she can find a more suitable selection from our Menu. Something with a little more zest perhaps…

I believe that our Mercury_Maniac Salad will satisfy the most discerning of tastes. The fresh abs are most delightful…

May I prepare that with - or without - dressing?

Thank you, but I prefer my meat be properly aged and have delightful seasonings. :D

oysters to start
lobster thermidore
and sorbet ice cream

Oh, I could just go for a cheeseburger, fries and a shake right now.

I would like a chicken salad and an iced tea with lemon. Thank you :)