"She's got legs so strong she could kill a zebra with one kick." -Raul

"Eat sky, caballero!" -Bunny

"I must see movie! Movie good for Ed!" -Ed

"Nobody calls me a coward! 'Spineless mama's boy' I get sometimes, but never a coward." -Bravo

"So it's a joust, is it? We'll have the joustiest joust in all of joustitude, then you'll say, 'Man, that guy can joust.'. ...What's a joust?" -Bravo

"Alright, this battle is yours, Raymond. But's it's only one battle in a great big battley war thingy of lotsa battles." -Bravo

"By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hotsauce to be really, really hot." -A nasty, evil face that appeared in a drop of hotsauce

"Away with you, protuberance of the flesh!" -Rolf

Double D: "Ed... you DO know you have a turtle on your head, right?"

Ed: "Yes, I do, Double D."

"Momma, do we have anything that'll counteract a hyper-acidic digestive enzyme?" -Bravo

Army recruiter: "Are you willing to lay it all on the line to protect and serve your country?"

Bravo: "Uh... I like dodgeball."

Recruiter: "Good answer!"

"This is my lucky potato, Plank. May it serve you well." -Ed

"Ed, let this be a lesson to you: never ingest the tableware." -Double D

Mobster #1: "It's Krusty, alright. You want I should shoot 'im gangland-style or execution-style?"

Fat Tony: "Listen to your heart."

"Finally! I'm totally squirrely!" -Timmy

Timmy: "Hi, Mr. Khan. You're in my living room."

Genghis: "Then I shall conquer this living room and make it mine!"

"Do I even need to tell ya not to go anywhere?! Haven't I earned your trust by now?!" -The Announcer

shit rev
wish i knew this thred was here earlier
i usually only find myself saying that in pic of women

lets start with a classic

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Whimpy

had too read em all didnt wanna repeat

ren wakes, yawns, emmitting a green cloud.

"chirist, What is that smell?"

"I don't know, but its ruining my meal ! "

two flies eating cat shit in the litter box
ren and stimpy

ZOINKS!!!

Shaggy

rughhh rooohhh

Scooby-doo

with melodic rhythm

Dum dum dum dum
Dum dum dum dum

Scooby-Dumm

"It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny." -Bart

"That throwing-stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!" -Aussie yokel

"Bonjoooooourrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender-monkeys!" -Willy

"You two wouldn't know scary if it jumped up and ate your faces off." -Grim

Chip Skylark: "Sometimes it's tough to be famous... and talented."

Timmy: "And delicious!"

Chip: "What?"

Timmy: "Um, my dad said that."

"His whole face hit the pavement at the exact same time. He must be really good!" -Cosmo at the skatepark

Wanda: "And it all comes down to this..."

Cosmo: "...The Super, Colossal, Gigantically Large Ramp of Death!"

"We did it. And we didn't get any paint on anyth-- FLIPPIN' FLOTSAM!! WHAT'S THAT?!?!" -Spongebob

"Now are ya gonna buy sumthin, or are ya just gonna stand there, cuz there's a standin' fee." -Mr. Krabs

"Yeah, whatever. Listen, I'm gonna go inside and stare at yer daughter." -Bravo

"Hey, why are you all still alive? ...Oh, that's right. It's only Tuesday." -Zorak

Brak: "How do you think Thundercles'll take it?"

Mr. Tickles: "He'll probably rip your arms off."

Brak: "But I love my arms! That's where my hands live."

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -Skip

"Oh, no! Mr. Tickles has been done in by overwhelming delici-osity!" -Brak

Patrick: "Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas?"

Sandy: "What did you just say?"

Patrick: "Should I start running now?"

"You can't do this to me! I went to college!!" -Plankton

"Excuse me, sir, you're sitting on my body... which is also my face." -Spongebob

"Surrender that ice-cream cone, or every waking moment for you will be a swirling torrent of pain and misery!" -Plankton