Nope, can't say that I have.

HYEML on a washing machine?

Yep :p


Hav eoyu ever made love in a library?

Not made love but plenty of foreplay.

HYEML on a baseball diamond?

Nope.


HYEML in a field?

Yep. Done that.

HYEML in a tent?

Yep. Done that


HYEML in a school bus?

Smooched only. :)

HYEML on a picnic table?

Yup, that's affirmative.

HYEML in a swimming pool?

yep

HYEML with an audience?

Yeah, but I didn't realize they were there until it was over. :yikes:

HYEML in your front yard?

^^^^Hehe......... yeah, the cows watched us once too Iowaman!

yeppers on the front lawn...... even while the plane kept circling!!!!

HYEML on a caribbean beach?

I wish!!! Never been to the Caribbean.

HYEML in the neighbors yard?

nope

HYEML in a train?

Not on a train but in a house and in the rain. :D

HYEML at an amusement park or fair?

Nope


HYEML on a swing?

We talkin' sex swing, front porch swing or playground swing? Yes, to two of those. :D

HYEML in a college bookstore?

Nope...I am intrigued by the swings though


HYEML in a tree?

In a tree? Are you kidding me? I guess I went down on a girl in Jr. High in a treehouse but that's about as close as I can claim on that one.


HYEML *in* a river?

Does a stream count? If yes, then yes


HYEML in a canoe?

Well, for a little bit but we tipped the damn thing over really fast.

HYEML on top of a school bus?

Top? No. In? many times


HYEML on a football field?

Yeah, that was sort of "the place" back when I was in high school. I only used it once but the point of the story is that I *did* use it. :D


HYEML in an airport?

Airport? no. Plane? yes


HYEML in a public restroom?

Nope, the thought never even occured to me until the other night when my friend told me how he had done it once.


HYEML on a golf course?

Yes :D But the damn mosquitoes sucked! Literally :rofl:


HYEML in a golf cart?

OMFG yes, I have. I didn't know that anybody else would even think that it was possible!!!!!!! :D


HYEML while waiting for a drive-thru order to be filled?

Nope


HYEML while posting to Pixies?

Can't say I've done that.


You???? (Although I'm betting you wouldn't have asked if you hadn't done it. )

;)


HYEML by a campfire?

Oh my god Osuche, do I have a story for that one!

HYEML when you were planning on getting drunk and getting laid but didn't quite make it to the drunk part?

Several times


HYEML when you were drunk?

Oh yeah. It doesn't help the whole situation though. Takes me way too damn long to finish. (And she has verified that last statement.)


HYEML while you were listening to music that made you want to heave?

Nope. But a commercial I found annoying has come on the radio ;)

HYEML fully clothed?

yep..........

HYEML to someone while your s/o was sleeping in the next room?

Nope


HYEML when on the phone with someone?

Yup, turned out to be a confusing conversation for the party on the other end of the line.

HYEML while trying to cook pancakes?

Another one I haven't tried.

HYEML on a train?

Nope, haven't had the pleasure.

HYEML in the backseat of a car while there were people in the front seat?

Just making out. No intercourse.

HYEML in your living room with the curtains open?

Oh yeah, gotta let the sunshine in. :D


Have you ever made love with her leaning against a propane tank?