I sure hope it doesn't snow on Monday!!!!!

We're hoping for temperatures in the low-80s here in the Midwest.

I am heading to the beach this afternoon to start my tan.

With all the snow and cold, I decided not to go the beach, but, instead, I just set up the lawn chair in the back yard and sunbathed there. :boink:

I hate it when he tells me to just relax and do nothing for the day.

I'm having my car totally chrome plated so that I'll just sparkle in the sunshine. :D

I hardly noticed Pixies’ outage earlier this year.

I'm designing a new line of ultra-shiny speedo-like undies for men.

I've been wanting to buy Joe some shiny undies but don't know where to look.

I stopped at the "Shiny Undies" men's store at the mall, but, all they had made my bottom look fat. :shrug:

^^^^^ that didn't make me laugh


And..........I didn't have a great day of retail therapy!

I'm sure glad my back isn't aching.

I don't like the idea of spring coming..... :eek:

Boy, was I glad to see snowflakes in the air yesterday afternoon.

DB's avatar has no effect on me at all!!!!!