Not guilty unless they tickle. :)

Do you put your right sock on before your left?

I am a left 1st...I think.

Do you have a very set way of doing things in the morning?

Yes and no. I do all the typical stuff -- pee, brush teeth, shower, get dressed. Then it changes.

How much time do you need to get ready in the morning?

Guilty, I guess...15 minutes... (you need to stay on topic of the thread like I always do ;) )

You have had sexual relations in the last 24 hours

Ahhhh...tryng to decipher the riddle... :D

If you mean my vagina being penetrated, Not Guilty.

The person below me is puzzled

Guilty, but can be put back together easily

The person below me is smiling

VERY guilty

Ever told someone something you knew would excite them?

guilty

you?

No :p

Ever lied in Smut games?

I joke a lot ... but lie ... not guilty.

Ever try to comfort a crying child that wasn't yours?

guilty

ever wish someone else's well behaved child was yours?

Not guilty. With seven already ... you've got to be kidding. :D :D

Ever wish your kids were living up to the potential you believe they have?

I don't have kids, so I can't say for sure...but I think I would wish that. Guilty

Never know, though...*my* mom wishes I'd stop and smell the roses more often!

Ever wish you could re-do the last six months of your life?

Not guilty, I'm pretty darned happy with the last 6 months!

Ever wish someone elses kids were as well behaved as yours?

guilty...I hate kids who are not well behaved...

Ever wish you didn't have kids?